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Post by no mom its ironic on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:31 pm

AUTHORITIES CONFUSED BY GLADOS' SHOOTING
"WASN'T TRAVIS LOOKING THROUGH THE SNIPER SCOPE?"

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Post by Andrew on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:32 pm

FUSE IS SUDDENLY WORRIED
"What the heck was her OTP?" -Fuse

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Post by no mom its ironic on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:35 pm

WORLDWIDE CONFUSION CONCERNING INCIDENT
"IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE TO ME," SAYS GLADOS

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:42 pm

GUY WAS FOUND CHEATING FOR A DOG
"WHO PUT THE CAMERA IN MY SOUP?" SAYS GUY
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Post by Andrew on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:44 pm

FUSE CURRENTLY IN HIDING
"I'M NOT GETTING SHIPPED AGAIN" -Fuse

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Post by no mom its ironic on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:45 pm

GLADOS ON CAMPAIGN TO FIND FUSE
"I SHIPPED YOU WITH NOBODY, FOREVER ALONE," SAYS GLADOS

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:47 pm

GUY BEING HUNTED BY ENRAGED CATS
"I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!" SAYS GUY
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Post by you're not my supervisor on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:55 pm

IN OTHER NEWS, THE CAT LEADER TAKES A DAY OFF TO MAKE BACON BROWNIES AND LISTEN TO COVERS.
"I JUST NEED A DAY OFF, OKAY? GEEZ!" -MAX

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Post by Andrew on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:59 pm

CAT KINGDOM ENGULFED BY CIVIL WAR WHILE LEADER IS ON VACATION
REBELS OUT TO KILL CAT GUY

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:02 pm

GUY IS DRINKING TEA WHILE REBELS ARE OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE
"HOW DID THE PRESS GET IN HERE BUT THE PEOPLE OUT TO KILL ME CAN'T GET IN?" -GUY
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Post by no mom its ironic on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:05 pm

PRESS REVEALS OMNIPRESENCE AND OMNISCIENCE
"WE ARE ALL. WE KNOW ALL."

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Post by Andrew on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:06 pm

WE ARE THE BORG
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED

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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:07 pm

GUY HAS LOGGED ONTO CHATCAT TO TALK TO THE CATS
"I AM TRYING TO SHOW THEM THAT CAT GUY IS NOT DEAD. DANGIT! THEY TOOK MY MOUSE!" -GUY
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Post by no mom its ironic on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:09 pm

PEOPLE CONFUSED BY STAR TREK REFERENCE
"WHAT ARE THE BORG? I HAVEN'T EVER HEARD OF THEM."

GLADOS GOES ON MURDERING MASSACRE
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE BORG, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE"

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:16 pm

WHILE THINKING SHE IS ALONE, MAX ADMITS IN SONG THAT SHE THINKS SHE IS TITANIUM.

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Post by Andrew on Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:10 pm


*BREAKING NEWS*




FUSE CAUGHT BUMPING OLD FORUM GAMES



NOBODY FOUND TO CARE, TOPICS DIE AGAIN

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:49 pm

BORG BEGIN ATTEMPT TO ASSIMILATE FUSE

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated." Wait, that sounds familiar...

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Post by Andrew on Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:22 pm

BORG FOUND DEAD IN LARGE NUMBERS
FUSE FOUND DROPPING METEORS ON PEOPLE AND RUNNING AWAY LAUGHING

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:59 am

ELDER INSTATED AS NEW BORG LEADER
"EH, KEEP ON CHASING FUSE. IT'S KINDA FUNNY."

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:43 am

IN PROTEST, REBEL BORG FACTION PLAYS 'WAR' TO GET THE SONG STUCK IN ELDER'S HEAD
ATTEMPT IS SUCCESSFUL, MULTIPLE FLASH MOBS OCCUR IN BORG-OCCUPIED AREAS

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Post by Axel on Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:48 am

ELDER GETS BORED OF SONG, KILLS SELF
In other news, Axel returns.

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:31 am

AXEL CRUSHED BY CAT ARMY
CAT LEADER CLAIMING SHE WAS NOT INVOLVED

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Post by no mom its ironic on Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:19 pm

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CAT FROM CAT ARMY IMPLICATES CAT LEADER'S INVOLVEMENT IN AXEL'S CRUSHING
"I CAN SEE WHY SHE DID IT THOUGH, TO BE HONEST."

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Post by Axel on Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:37 pm

AXEL SURVIVES ATTACK, PROCLAIMS IMMORTALITY
CAT LEADER FOUND MURDERED, FUSE'S FINGERPRINTS FOUND AT CRIME SCENE

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:01 pm

Guy mourns death of Cat leader

"You know, I still haven't got my $20" -Guy
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