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Comical Ways to Answer the Phone

Post by Death is... kinda hot on Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:27 pm

Basically, just come up with ways to answer the phone that would annoy the person on the other end. Based on this:

11:19 AM - Candles: Best ways to answer the phone, GO
11:20 AM - Candles: "County Morgue!"
11:20 AM - Arthur the Negotiator: "Hello, you have reached the CIA."
11:20 AM - Candles: "Did you hide the body yet?"
11:20 AM - Candles: "Joe's Pool Hall, this is Eight Ball spaking."
11:21 AM - Candles: "OH MY GOSH THERE'S A VOICE INSODE THIS WEIRD PLASTIC THING. FEAR NOT, TINY HUMAN, I WILL GET YOU OUT!"

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:24 pm

"Hey yeah, just put the body next to the lake... Hello?"
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Post by Death is... kinda hot on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:16 pm

"This is NOT the freaking pizza place! Stop calling me! *hangs up*"

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Post by Axel on Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:40 pm

"Hello?"
















*pauses for ten seconds*













"Oh that's right, I'm not here."

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Post by The Avelian on Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:47 pm

"Hey babe!!! I love you so mu- Oh God...ooops!"

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Post by Andrew on Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:06 pm

"THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND THE STASH. NO TIME TO TALK. JUST RUN."

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Post by no mom its ironic on Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:54 pm

"Do you want fries with that?"

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Post by Andrew on Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:09 pm

"IT'S ALL A LIE, NOBODY LOVES YOU, YOU MUST STOP THEM BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL"

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Post by no mom its ironic on Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:09 am

"b--ch i might be"

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Post by Andrew on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:45 am

"YOUR FATE IS SEALED, MORTAL."

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Post by no mom its ironic on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:45 pm

*wait patiently for them to speak, then cough* "Let me explain you a thing"

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