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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:08 am

i just
fuck no no i don't wanna fucking

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:51 pm

feelin' bored

doodle your friends like they're in a VN and then add a stupid design onto their shirt and then draw yourself and criticize the design you drew on them

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:51 pm

it says 'where do you even get a pick-up line shirt'

also the shirt says 'did it hurt?' and there's an angel halo and wing because the pick-up line is 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

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Post by Andrew on Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:34 pm

Admittedly I was stuck just going "Pfffffffffft" for 15 minutes

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:34 am

here is the moth au

Chapter Two

Okay, before I continue on to what happened, I'll show you some discussions occurring which I was totally unaware of at the time. Of course it didn't change anything for me, but it will help explain some of the things that occur next. I think. Now that I see them, I don't know if they will... Whatever! I got sent the chatlogs, I'm going to use them!

4:23 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) joined the chat
4:23 PM - 은혜: what
4:23 PM - 은혜: none of you are on
4:23 PM - 은혜: come on i sent you invites already
4:23 PM - 은혜: ughhhhh you guys are laaaame
4:23 PM - 은혜: hey I could you bother them for me
4:24 PM - ??? (I) joined the chat
4:24 PM - I: Ask nicely...
4:24 PM - 은혜: ...
4:24 PM - 은혜: I, could you please encourage them to join the chat?
4:24 PM - I: Sure thing!
4:24 PM - ??? (I) left the chat
4:25 PM - 은혜: ...
4:25 PM - inariwhite (狐) joined the chat
4:25 PM - 狐: I told me I should accept your invite
4:25 PM - 은혜: FINALLY
4:25 PM - 은혜: hopefully the others will come soon
4:25 PM - johann (J) joined the chat
4:25 PM - johann: what's happening
4:25 PM - 은혜: let's wait for our last guest to arrive...
4:26 PM - johann: ...
4:26 PM - 狐: ...
4:26 PM - 은혜: shut up he'll come
4:26 PM - dantesinferno (Legion) joined the chat
4:26 PM - Legion: Hey
4:26 PM - 은혜: OKAY SO WE KINDA NEED TO DISCUSS SOMETHING IMPORTANT
4:26 PM - Legion: ?
4:26 PM - 은혜: ABOUT FUSE
4:26 PM - 狐: What about him?
4:26 PM - 은혜: WELL LEGION AND J ARE DOING A HORRIBLE JOB OF BEING SUSPICIOUS
4:27 PM - 은혜: AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR HE'S NOW SUSPICIOUS OF ME
4:27 PM - 狐: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
4:27 PM - 은혜: HAHA VERY FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS
4:27 PM - 은혜: J WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF
4:27 PM - 은혜: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCOVERED FIRST
4:27 PM - J: CALM DOWN
4:27 PM - 은혜: I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN WE HAVE A PLAN THAT GETS YOU DISCOVERED FIRST
4:27 PM - J: Geez...
4:27 PM - J: Well what am I supposed to do?
4:27 PM - J: Show up at school late with a torn shirt and blood on my hands?
4:27 PM - Legion: ...
4:27 PM - 은혜: ...
4:27 PM - 狐: ...
4:27 PM - J: ...
4:27 PM - J: Please tell me you're not serious.
4:27 PM - 은혜: Well, we need his attention away from me and onto you!
4:27 PM - J: WELL THEN STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS!
4:28 PM - 은혜: SHUT UP MY EARS GET ITCHY
4:28 PM - 狐: WHY ARE WE YELLING AGAIN
4:28 PM - Legion: Am I needed in this conversation?
4:28 PM - 은혜: YES
4:28 PM - J: I don't think so.
4:28 PM - 은혜: SHUT UP WE ALL NEED TO FORMULATE A PLAN TOGETHER
4:28 PM - J: You need to calm down.
4:28 PM - 狐: Yeah, calm yo tits.
4:28 PM - 은혜: ...
4:28 PM - 은혜: . . .
4:28 PM - 은혜: Ugh, fine.
4:28 PM - 은혜: We will make Legion seem suspicious later.
4:28 PM - J: You're not serious.
4:28 PM - J: You actually want me to show up at school with a torn shirt and blood on my hands?!
4:28 PM - 은혜: Do you have a better idea
4:28 PM - 狐: Something that doesn't make him look like he might be a murderer?
4:29 PM - 은혜: WELL DO YOU
4:30 PM - 은혜: Yeah that's what I thought
4:30 PM - 은혜: I'm out
4:30 PM - 은혜: FEMALE DOGS
4:30 PM - 狐: What
4:30 PM - 은혜: HOLD ON WHAT
4:30 PM - 은혜: I SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A CENSOR
4:30 PM - J: Are you serious?
4:30 PM - Legion: Can I leave now then?
4:30 PM - ??? (I) joined the chat
4:30 PM - I: Sorry hon, the big guy said that Fuse would be joining us soon and he probably wouldn't take kindly to cursing.
4:30 PM - 은혜: YOU ARE PUPPYPETTING KIDDING ME.
4:30 PM - 은혜: . . .
4:30 PM - 은혜: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
4:31 PM - 은혜: THAT'S IT I'M OUT
4:31 PM - 은혜: I. AM. OUT.
4:31 PM - 은혜: GOODBYE
4:31 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) left the chat
4:31 PM - I: Well do any of you have any questions?
4:31 PM - 狐: Nah, I'm okay. I'm going to leave too.
4:31 PM - J: Do you have an idea that will make me look suspicious without looking like a murderer?
4:31 PM - I: Sorry hon, no can do.
4:31 PM - ??? (I) left the chat
4:31 PM - J: Well, I guess I'm going to have to show up to school tomorrow with blood on my hands.
4:31 PM - J: Should I actually... you know?...
4:31 PM - 狐: Everyone here has got a deal, so no, because I'm fairly certain the big guy would smite you.
4:31 PM - 狐: Huh, I censored the names too?
4:31 PM - 狐: Well, I guess the big guy would like to avoid spoilers for Fuse.
4:31 PM - Legion: Well... I'm leaving. I didn't really do anything in this conversation anyways.
4:32 PM - dantesinferno (Legion) left the chat
4:32 PM - 狐: cya
4:32 PM - 狐: Well, I'm leaving too then.
4:32 PM - J: Bye
4:32 PM - inariwhite (狐) left the chat
4:32 PM - johann (J) left the chat

...that was, actually, fairly long.

In any case, believe it or not... Guy showed up the next day with a torn shirt and blood on his hands.

I stared at him as he meekly walked into class, black circles under his eyes. He handed the teacher a late pass and came to sit beside me. "Hey," I asked. "What happened?"

Guy smiled a tired smile. "I, uh, things before school. My dad... works with animals, I came along, and things got messy."

It was an absolutely terrible excuse, so terrible I had a hard time believing someone would come up with an excuse that terrible. "Okay," I said slowly, then turned to face the teacher. Guy rubbed his hands off on his shirt and seemed surprised at how torn it was.

"You better tell me the truth at lunch," I whispered to Guy, who looked a bit surprised then smiled sheepishly. 'Sorry,' he mouthed, and also turned to face the teacher.

Of course, later, I tried to bring the subject up. Guy tried to avoid my questions mostly by eating, which was highly ineffective given he had a relatively small lunch. I waited patiently as he finished his sandwich almost mournfully.

"So, you going to tell me why you were late? And came with blood on your hands?"

Guy sighed. "I'll, uh, talk to you after school." He looked around nervously. Elder smiled eerily at him and then laughed, turning back to talk with Max. "Rather not... people overhear."

I frowned. "Can you at least tell me a little?"

Guy shrugged and said, "You're not going to believe it. I'll e-mail you something, then I'll tell you."

*~*~*~*

As soon as I had finished most of my homework, I checked my e-mail for Guy's message. He had attached a file and told me to e-mail my username. I frowned. Well, he wouldn't send something that could harm my computer, would he? I trusted Guy enough to know he... probably wouldn't do that.

Sighing, I double-clicked the file and waited for it to download. Apparently it was some sort of installer. BoltMessenger? The heck?

I decided that I trusted Guy enough to install it, as well. It installed surprisingly quickly, I had to admit, and opened up telling me to make an account. Username and name. Okay... politicalcorruption and Fuse, I guessed. Added a password and... done.

Switching back to my e-mail, I sent Guy my username and waited. A few minutes later, a friend request had popped up. 'johann (J) would like to chat with you.' I hit accept and a chatroom opened.

4:43 PM - J: Hey Fuse
4:43 PM - Fuse: Guy?
4:43 PM - J: The one and only.
4:43 PM - J: Anyway, you wanted me to tell you why I was late to school today.
4:43 PM - J: Uh...
4:43 PM - J: I guess I'm just going to flat-out tell you.
4:43 PM - Fuse: ?
4:43 PM - J: Are you sitting down?
4:43 PM - Fuse: Yeah, of course.
4:43 PM - J: Okay.
4:43 PM - J: ...
4:44 PM - Fuse: ...
4:44 PM - J: I hunt the supernatural.
4:44 PM - Fuse: what
4:44 PM - J: I told you you wouldn't believe it.
4:44 PM - Fuse: How has this not come up before
4:44 PM - Fuse: If it even is true
4:44 PM - Fuse: Which I sorta kinda believe and sorta kinda don't I mean
4:44 PM - J: Well, you took that better than expected.
4:44 PM - J: Really it's because Mullins is...
4:44 PM - J: ...it doesn't have many supernatural things of interest.
4:45 PM - Fuse: Then why are you here?
4:45 PM - J: Because the main supernatural thing of interest is the barrier.
4:45 PM - J: And it keeps me and my dad inside.
4:46 PM - Fuse: :/
4:46 PM - J: Look I'm not joking, okay?
4:46 PM - J: Heck, I think we have a werewolf tooth lying around somewhere.
4:46 PM - J: I could show it to you!
4:46 PM - Fuse: Say I do believe you.
4:46 PM - Fuse: Why were you late to school today?
4:46 PM - J: Uh...
4:46 PM - J: Well...
4:46 PM - J: Because today, something of interest came up.
4:46 PM - Fuse: What?
4:46 PM - J: A demon.
4:47 PM - Fuse: Um
4:47 PM - J: The thing is, I'm surprised I didn't notice it before...
4:47 PM - Fuse: Why?
4:47 PM - J: Well...
4:47 PM - J: Sorry, can't tell you.
4:47 PM - Fuse: ...why?
4:47 PM - J: Look...
4:47 PM - J: We're not just trapped, we have a deal.
4:47 PM - J: And...
4:48 PM - J: I know you hate being kept in the dark, but all will be revealed soon enough!
4:48 PM - J: I promise!
4:48 PM - Fuse: Okay... :/
4:48 PM - Fuse: By the way
4:48 PM - J: ?
4:48 PM - Fuse: Where was Bloons today?
4:48 PM - Fuse: He didn't show up and I know you live near him...
4:48 PM - J: I, uh...
4:48 PM - J: ...
4:48 PM - johann (J) has left the chat
4:48 PM - Fuse: HUH?
4:48 PM - Fuse: what I can't make you chat with me
4:48 PM - Fuse: you are kidding me
4:48 PM - Fuse: ugh

At the time I didn't know what was going on. It was a trail of breadcrumbs being lain for me to follow. So, for the third time, I will put up another chatlog. Thankfully it's not too long.

4:49 PM - johann (J) joined the chat
4:49 PM - dantesinferno (Legion) joined the chat
4:49 PM - J: Hey.
4:49 PM - J: I've admitted, now suspicion's been transferred to you.
4:49 PM - J: We'll wait some days, of course. He's got to get adjusted.
4:49 PM - Legion: How many?
4:49 PM - J: Three...
4:49 PM - J: I think.
4:49 PM - J: 은혜 may have something else to say about that.
4:49 PM - Legion: Since when was 은혜 our leader?
4:49 PM - J: I dunno. Big guy said 은혜 was, so 은혜 is.
4:49 PM - J: Are you kidding me? That got censored too?
4:50 PM - Legion: Hey, hey.
4:50 PM - Legion: Okay. How should I attract the suspicion?
4:50 PM - J: Honestly, I think you just have to keep missing school.
4:50 PM - Legion: Alright.
4:51 PM - dantesinferno (Legion) has left the chat
4:51 PM - johann (J) has left the chat

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Post by Andrew on Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:38 am

I find it somewhat scary how you manage to copy how all of us act almost perfectly

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:55 am

i have not been secretly stealing your souls bit by bit ahahhaah hwta are you talking about (it was actually really fun writing that)



the usernames are so stupid but at least I have an explanation for guys which is the stupidest (no offense but it actually doesn't make any sense in this)

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:10 am

anyway y'all should guess who da people are guy has been totally revealed and bloons basically revealed and there are really strong hints for max and me

fuse no one is gonna guess tho ahahahahahahahhaahahaahahahahaahahahahaaaahhahahahaaa

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:11 am

i'll give you the hint i gave fuse: it's greek

also the concept has been done before, the whole thing is p. famous actually but i dunno if you'd remember the part with the thing that he is the new version of

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Post by Death is... kinda hot on Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:36 pm

I'm so confused.

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 8:57 pm

ahAHAAHAHAHA

anyway have a doodle (hahah i colored it so i don't know???? ) of saivel and fuse

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saivel's saying 'hey! pay attention to me!' and 'the book was stupid anyways'

and fuse is like 'saivel i was reading'

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Post by Andrew on Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:06 pm

You know if you designed the titanic it would never have sunk

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:12 pm

<:

anyway the theme is beautiful and i have something ~special~ i want to show everyone~~~~

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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:57 am

After a bit of reading my dialogue.

I don't talk like a nerd from the 1950s.
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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:06 am

is that saying that i wrote you like a nerd from the 1950s or that i didn't write you like a nerd from the 1950s in both cases i don't chat with you very often

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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:07 am

True, but... It's very close.

(I never in my life made the "Are you sitting down" thing before news.)
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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:09 am

iunno man but i think anyone would do that if they were gonna tell one of their best friends they hunted the supernatural

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Post by Guest on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:09 am

Maybe in a Scooby Doo episode, but still. It's pretty weird.
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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:49 am

Chapter Three (WHICH CHAPTER THREE AM I TALKING ABOUT? YOU'LL FIND OUT APPROXIMATELY RIGHT AFTER THIS ENDS)

"Arthur?" (A/N: NEVERMIND) Dragon (A/N: oh okay now you know close enough i did say approximately) leaned over and gently shook the boy. Arthur blinked and woke up, looking around confused. "We're landing soon," the headmaster said softly, smiling and settling comfortably into his own seat. "Buckle your seatbelt."

"Thanks," Arthur muttered, doing as Dragon said. He settled back and waited as the pilot announced something he didn't entirely care about, something... something... landing... seatbelts... he was still pretty sleepy, to be honest. "Do we have to go far from the airport to the school?" he asked Dragon.

"We'll take Bart," Dragon replied. Arthur looked at him confused.

"Bart?"

"Bart," Dragon stated firmly. "The station is called Blue Celadon."

"There's a station called Blue Celadon?" Arthur didn't have a clue what, exactly, was happening.

"If you know where to look," Dragon said, and Arthur realized it was probably some confusing magical thing that he wouldn't understand. "But anyway we will have to purchase your supplies first. Luckily that's only a few blocks from the airport, and it's got a Bart station nearby."

It still made no sense and Arthur couldn't wrap his head around it, even if it was magical. "Alright," he said, shrugging. He winced as his ears popped and they landed on the ground. The pilot made another announcement, again, he didn't care too much.

Dragon took the luggage from the overhead compartment and he and Arthur departed. "What time is it?" Arthur asked as they walked out of the airport.

"Oh... about... eleven seventeen, I believe."

Arthur looked at Dragon as they continued walking, baffled. "...what?"

"Timezones. Ohio is three hours ahead of Cali, and it took about four hours to get here. About an hour elapsed taking timezones into account." Dragon smiled as if that would really help clear things up, which it quite obviously didn't. Arthur just nodded and allowed them to walk in silence until they appeared to reach their destination.

It was, apparently, a small grocery store with a clear door and walls, though it appeared dark and empty inside. Arthur looked around. No one else seemed to be paying it any attention, for some strange reason. Their eyes just slipped from the left to the right of the place.

Dragon coughed to attract Arthur's attention. "Watch and learn," he said, smiling. Taking out what appeared to be a wand (or a dark stick of some kind), he tapped the handle of the door lightly. Arthur heard a pleasant ringing sound not unlike wind chimes and the door opened on its own to reveal a scene quite unlike what he had seen beforehand. He stared, incredulous. Dragon laughed and gently pushed the handle of Arthur's smaller suitcase into the boy's hand.

"Let's go, shall we?" Dragon gestured for Arthur to go in ahead of him, and he did.

The first thing he was aware of was the murmur of a crowd. Someone bumped into him, muttering 'sorry' as they dashed off. People were everywhere; wearing brightly colored clothing, robes, with caged birds and cats on their shoulders and even frogs and boxes of candies he'd never seen before. Dragon smiled and began to lead Arthur through the crowd. "Now this should be our first stop," he said, gesturing towards what appeared to be an ATM machine. Arthur looked at him incredulously. "Britain's got a bank, but as I said we're more 'modern.' Now if you would, place your hand here..." He placed Arthur's hand on a small square which glowed with its imprint before the screen showed something.

"It's in dollars?"

"Yes, yes, conversion is a bit of a hassle and..." Dragon frowned and seemed to think something over. "Well, people who haven't been involved with the wizarding world often find themselves very confused."

"Alright," Arthur said hesitantly, then stepped closer to the screen and adjusted his glasses to get a better look. "That's... that's a lot."

"It would be, wouldn't it? Don't worry, don't worry, we should need... if you would, place your hand there again..." Dragon continued muttering and attempting to distract Arthur from the large sum he had in his account. Finally the machine said something along the lines of 'thank you for your business, have a good day!' and spat out some actually quite pristine bills.

"Our first stop, I suppose, would be the most important one." Dragon squatted down so he was at the same height as Arthur. "Look over there. That is a store for wands, all crafted by one of the most skilled wand-makers known. Her name is Lillian Wunderst and you'd do good not to forget it. Come along now." He stood and ushered Arthur through the crowd and into the large doors of the even larger store.

A thin, grey-haired aged woman (presumably Ms. Wunderst) was standing and speaking with a girl who could be no older than Arthur. She placed a wand in her hand, saying something, and then ushered the girl off. "Lord Dragon!" she said without even turning to face him and instead beginning to peruse the shelves, stocked full of wands. "What would you be here for?"

"This is Arthur Andrews, Mrs. Wunderst," Dragon stated. Arthur stepped forward hesitantly. "Arthur, Mrs. Wunderst."

"Ah! And you--" Dragon shot her a warning look and Mrs. Wunderst stopped in the middle of her sentence, pursed her lips, then continued. "So you must be here to purchase a wand, then?"

"Yes," Arthur answered quickly.

"Let's see..." Mrs. Wunderst shuffled through the selection. Every now and then she paused to look at Dragon, who shot something mildly like a glare back. She shook her head and sighed, bringing a small selection of wands onto a table near Arthur. "Now, which hand is dominant?"

"I'm left-handed," Arthur replied. Mrs. Wunderst nodded and picked up one wand.

"If you would... just wave it around, I suppose," Mrs. Wunderst said with a kind smile. Arthur hesitantly did so.

Nothing happened.

"Hmm." Mrs. Wunderst gave him the next wand, the one he'd just tried being snatched out of his hand by an unseen force and put back into its place. "Try again."

The cycle continued for a few minutes, Dragon seeming more and more distressed as time went on. The responses from the wand were either nothing or a few sparks at best. Dragon sighed.

"Alright then," he muttered, presumably so Arthur couldn't hear (Arthur, however, did). Mrs. Wunderst smiled slyly and picked out a single wand from the shelf.

"This one is a nice, light yew, thirteen inches long... very smooth, springy. The core..." She looked at Dragon. Dragon shook his head. Mrs. Wunderst offered an uncertain smile. "...unicorn... hair."

Arthur sighed and took the wand, waving it around halfheartedly and expecting nothing to happen. The exact opposite did. A plume of dark purple sparks emitted from its tip, flying and shimmering and quite frankly shocking Arthur.

"Now that would be a fit," Mrs. Wunderst said smugly, smiling at Dragon, who sighed and took out a few bills to pay her with.

The rest of the trip was a blur and Arthur was never entirely sure what was happening almost all the way through, other than when he decided to purchase an apparently rare jet-black owl, which made Dragon seem even more displeased than the whole thing with the wands. Dragon rushed him through the entire thing until they descended into the Bart station with a full cart of things, which, oddly enough, consisted only of a surprisingly clean tunnel and... a wall with a few columns interspersed. Near one of them a sign hung stating 'Blue Celadon' with a confusing and complex symbol nearby.

"Dragon?" Arthur asked, only to discover he had disappeared. He suddenly felt very nervous until he saw a black-haired girl nearby smiling, chatting with an older black-haired girl. They were both wearing simple white blouses and long black skirts, over which was a short-sleeved and seemingly unnecessary dark grey cardigan. Both of them were pushing carriages filled with bags,

He could've sworn that was the school uniform. Mildly intrigued, he pushed his cart closer to theirs. "I, uh..."

Both of the girls turned to look at him, neither speaking. A taller and older black-haired boy behind them spoke up instead--he was also wearing the uniform.

"Yes?"

"I, uh... I need to get to the station?"

The boy shrugged. "Come along then." He beckoned Arthur over. "Let's go together," he said, pointing at the column next to which the sign hung. Arthur looked at him like he was crazy.

"Who are you?" he asked suspiciously.

"Third-year--" the boy sighed. "Never mind, just... go!"

He and the two other black-haired girls made a mad dash towards the column. Taking a nervous gulp, Arthur decided he might as well follow suit and ran wildly towards it.

Instead of hitting concrete, he found himself being grabbed and skidding to a stop. In front of him was a train that was quite definitely not Bart.

"Hey, hey--slow down!" he heard a girl saying. He blinked and looked to her. She looked about his age, with long, shining black hair cascading downwards about four inches or so past her shoulders. "You made it through!"

"Oh! Oh, sorry," Arthur said sheepishly.

"No problem," the girl said, smiling a little hesitantly. "Uh... my name's Esther--people call me Elder. You?"

"Arthur. Arthur Andrews."

"My brother and sister already attend the school and they know everything that's going on... my brother refuses to tell me anything but my sister has already taught me a spell!" Esther grinned and took her wand out of her pocket. It was a dark color, made of hawthorn, and a little longer than Arthur's.

"What?" Arthur tilted his head to display his confusion.

"Look! Accio pencil pouch!" she exclaimed, waving her wand wildly. With a sudden jerk something flew out of her sister's cart and dropped down into hers. "'Course I'm not really that good yet, but hey! We've got, uh, time to learn."

Arthur just stared. "...alright..."

"Oh hey, what's your wand look like? Mine's made of hawthorn, and it's got a dragon heartstring core!"

"I, uh..."

"Is that a black owl? That's so cool! I got a cat for my pet because my sister already has an owl and she says she'd let me use Egglentine to send my letters if I wanted to!"

"Um..."

"Oh right, we should get on the train. Come on!"

Arthur shrugged and followed after Esther as she ran onto the train. Looked like he'd already gotten a friend.


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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:31 am

Chapter Three (Well now you know which chapter three this is. Boooooring)

Heeey, look, another chatlog! I have to admit, these are kinda cool. I don't even have to try to make these mildly coherent sentences and... paragraphs. Someone else wrote it for me, multiple people wrote it for me even. (A/N: f u arthurt)

5:32 PM - johann (J) joined the chat
5:32 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) joined the chat
5:32 PM - 은혜: ?
5:32 PM - J: Hey.
5:32 PM - 은혜: yeah, what did you want to chat with me about
5:32 PM - 은혜: if you're just telling me you told arthur then
5:32 PM - 은혜: big guy caught me up on that
5:32 PM - 은혜: you should wait like three days before legion goes
5:32 PM - 은혜: Razz
5:32 PM - 은혜: cya later dumbbutt~
5:33 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) left the chat
5:33 PM - J: Are you serious

Obviously it didn't take me too long to put two and two together. Bloons was missing, Guy refused to talk about it, and he had also talked about a demon which he had also refused to talk about. Also, he had told me he hunted the supernatural. I was fairly certain it was entirely a dream until I went to school the next day, Thursday. Guy flashed me a meek smile as he sat down beside me.

"I didn't just imagine that, did I?" I asked him. He was silent, then gently shook his head no. "I kind of wish I was," I muttered, then turned to the teacher because, even though he wasn't exactly strict, you could easily fail a test if you missed too much of what he was saying. He talked... a lot.

I decided I might as well avoid that subject and instead bugged him about Bloons. "Is he sick? Has he gone on a trip? Do you not know?" All of these questions Guy deflected with honestly quite terrible excuses and I was doubting these excuses were really intended to deflect the questions. It was just some sort of puzzle I was supposed to solve, and to be honest it was ridiculously easy.

Max and Elder both seemed to notice my fixation on bothering Guy and though they made a few attempts at conversation, I kept on changing the subject to ask them if they knew anything about what was happening with Bloons. They said they didn't know. I asked them if they thought anything was weird with Guy. Elder replied sarcastically with 'he's Guy, why are you asking that question?' and Max laughed. After that I simply said 'hi,' 'goodbye,' and 'I don't get this....' However, both of them didn't seem to mind that much, just chatting with each other while Guy made attempts to seclude himself from us, especially me.

When school ended, I seeked him out and trapped him. "I just wanted to say," I said, "I am fully aware this is just a puzzle you are laying out for me to solve. A ten-piece puzzle at that. It's easy, ridiculously easy. I feel almost offended by its difficulty and would appreciate it if you didn't treat me like I was, you know, a toddler."

Guy nodded tightly and I left for home, deciding that I had to get to the root of this somehow. How? Visit Bloons' house? Visit Guy's house? Actually, I felt like asking something else, which was quite stupid and ignorant of everything someone should ever think of when it comes to priorities.

Why was Guy's username Johann?

4:27 PM - politicalcorruption (Fuse) joined the chat
4:27 PM - Fuse: Okay, you better join chat this time
4:27 PM - johann (J) joined the chat
4:27 PM - Fuse: Hey
4:27 PM - J: Hello
4:27 PM - Fuse: So, I wanted to ask you a question
4:27 PM - Fuse: Not about Bloons or anything
4:27 PM - Fuse: Why is your username Johann?
4:28 PM - Fuse: ...hello?
4:28 PM - Fuse: :/
4:28 PM - Fuse: Guy?
4:28 PM - J: It's kind of a touchy subject.
4:28 PM - Fuse: Oh
4:28 PM - Fuse: uh
4:28 PM - J: Johann was my brother
4:28 PM - Fuse: um
4:28 PM - Fuse: wow
4:28 PM - Fuse: I
4:29 PM - Fuse: sorry
4:29 PM - J: It's okay
4:29 PM - J: He was supposed to have this account.
4:29 PM - J: But then things happened, I guess, so now it's mine. I didn't bother to change the username because of sentimental reasons, I guess.
4:29 PM - Fuse: If you don't mind, what things happened?
4:29 PM - J: Supernatural stuff
4:29 PM - Fuse: ah
4:29 PM - Fuse: anything to do with demons?
4:29 PM - J: Fuse.
4:29 PM - J: ...
4:29 PM - J: Look.
4:29 PM - J: He got possessed, and apparently my dad decided, hey, you should be the one to exorcise your brother! Not only is it your first time, but it's also at the very end of the time window you have to exorcise him!
4:30 PM - J: Dumbass.
4:30 PM - Fuse: um
4:30 PM - Fuse: crap, sorry
4:30 PM - J: I'm okay.
4:30 PM - politicalcorruption (Fuse) left the chat
4:30 PM - J: ...
4:30 PM - johann (J) left the chat

After that, I felt too large an amount of guilt to continue investigations into the whole Bloons thing. I finished my homework, ate dinner, and went to sleep. I felt as if I'd gone... too far.

The next day, however, Bloons showed up. He looked disheveled and kept on coughing, and numerous scratches covered his arms and face. I asked Guy about it and he offered nothing, so next up I asked Bloons. He kept on pretending not to hear me in class, even when no one else was talking. It was really pretty annoying.

Finally I bothered him about it at lunch. He seemed pretty exasperated and fed up with my asking, closing his eyes while I threw accusations at him.

He opened his eyes as he spoke. "Look--" But I jumped back, shocked.

"What?" he frowned. "What's..."

Guy, Elder, and Max all looked at me, concerned. I slowly walked away and sat down next to Guy.

"Are black eyes a sign of possession?"

Guy refused to answer.

"And, now that I think about it, you and Bloons..."

"Yes, fine, maybe, look just shut up about it, okay?" Guy sighed and moved from his spot. I stared after him. Bloons stared at me, but his concern failed to show given the fact that he had jet black eyes. Guy whispered something in Bloons' ear as he sat down beside him. I gulped.

Bloons closed his eyes again and when he opened them, they were normal. Brown. But I had hardly forgotten what I had seen. And yet I kept my mouth shut.

Well, I kept it shut out of fear.

4:17 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) joined the chat
4:17 PM - 은혜: I'm just gonna wait
4:19 PM - dantesinferno (Legion) joined the chat
4:19 PM - Legion: What is it?
4:19 PM - 은혜: you waited two days not three
4:19 PM - 은혜: well MAX is gonna wait three days like she's supposed to
4:19 PM - 은혜: for all we know
4:19 PM - 은혜: you may have just brought down the whole effort
4:19 PM - 은혜: congratu-fuckin-lations
4:19 PM - 은혜: I removed the censor on words by the way
4:19 PM - 은혜: so i can cuss all you dumbasses out
4:19 PM - 은혜: well i'm out
4:19 PM - 은혜: motherfucker
4:19 PM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) left the chat

(yeah chatlogs are going to be a lot of the story from now on)

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Post by Death is... kinda hot on Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:27 pm

This is like a Supernatural AU. Also, yay Harry Potter!

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Post by no mom its ironic on Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:47 am

is it i could n' t tellellele

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Post by no mom its ironic on Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:14 am

Chapter Four

There was no 'big reveal' from Bloons--he didn't send me messages telling me that yes, he was actually a demon possessing Guy's brother. I supposed he was probably looking for a way to prove Elder wrong. Oh yes, 은혜 is Elder, in case you didn't know simply by process of elimination.

In any case, there was no 'big reveal' later on, if you thought that might occur. I suppose there was one, but not by Bloons. Instead it was a 'big reveal' of a totally different scale.

This was the time it was revealed everything was a lie.

6:10 AM - threesquaredlegend (은혜) joined the chat
6:10 AM - 은혜: I MOTHERFUCKING SWEAR
6:10 AM - 은혜: Y'ALL BETTER MOTHERFUCKING GET ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAT I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND RIGHT NOW
6:10 AM - 은혜: I I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING GET THEM OFF OF THEIR LAZY ASSES
6:10 AM - 은혜: WHAT DID THEY FORGET THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEIR DEVICES WITH THEM AT ALL TIMES
6:10 AM - 은혜: THEY FUCKING DID DIDN'T THEY
6:10 AM - 은혜: THE FUCKING DUMBASS LITTLE SHITS THEY ARE
6:10 AM - inariwhite (狐) joined the chat
6:10 AM - 은혜: OKAY
6:10 AM - 은혜: THERE IS A MASSIVE MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM
6:10 AM - 은혜: AND APPARENTLY, NO ONE ELSE HAS THEIR FUCKING DEVICES
6:10 AM - 은혜: SO I GUESS YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE THE ONES TO FUCKING SOLVE THIS SHIT
6:10 AM - 狐: Wait, what's going on?
6:10 AM - 은혜: THERE HAS BEEN
6:10 AM - 은혜: A BREACH
6:10 AM - 狐: oh shit
6:10 AM - 狐: is it her?
6:11 AM - 은혜: WE DON'T KNOW YET WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE TO GO FUCKING STOP THEM BEFORE IT TURNS OUT TO BE HER I MEAN THAT WOULD BE SUCH A FUCKING SURPRISE
6:11 AM - 은혜: AND SHE FUCKS ALL OUR SHITTY ASSES UP
6:11 AM - 은혜: SO YEAH I GUESS IT'S US TWO GOIN' OUT TO SOLVE THIS SHIT BECAUSE WE CANNOT FUCKIN' WAIT AROUND FOR LEGION AND J'S STUPID ASSES TO SHOW THE FUCK UP
6:11 AM - 狐: what if fuse sees?
6:11 AM - 은혜: WOULD YOU RATHER HE SEES
6:11 AM - 은혜: OR SHE TAKES HIM
6:11 AM - 은혜: THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT
6:11 AM - 은혜: I SHOW THIS SHIT TO LEGION AND J'S STUPID ASSES ONCE THEY MAKE THEMSELVES MOTHERFUCKING AVAILABLE
6:11 AM - 은혜: MAX AND I ARE GOING TO SHOW THOSE FUCKERS HOW TO GET SHIT DONE
6:11 AM - 은혜: MEET ME NEXT TO HIS HOUSE
6:11 AM - 은혜: I'M OUT OF THIS JOINT
6:11 AM - THREESQUAREDLEGEND (은혜) GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS JOINT
6:11 AM - 狐: I did you seriously put her exit in all caps
6:11 AM - inariwhite (狐) left the 'joint' considerably more calmly
6:11 AM - ??? (I) joined the chat
6:11 AM - I: Smile
6:11 AM - ??? (I) left the chat

I was woken up, rather rudely, by loud rumbles, a quite annoying dinging sound, and the ground shaking. What was happening? A storm? An earthquake? Most importantly, what was causing the dinging sound?

I practically jumped out of bed and took a quick look out the window. The sky was black outside, filled with... there were no storm clouds, just darkness. Pure, jet black. I checked the clock: 6:12. What was going on?

A bright light from my computer attracted my attention--that was what had been making the dinging sound! Rushing over, I realized it was the same messenger Guy had told me to download a while ago. Someone I didn't know had already opened up a chat room with me.

6:11 AM - ??? (I) joined the chat
6:11 AM - I: I'm just waiting on you, Arthur.
6:12 AM - politicalcorruption (Fuse) joined the chat
6:12 AM - Fuse: Who are you?
6:12 AM - I: Just a messenger!
6:12 AM - I: In any case, I have a very important message for you!
6:12 AM - I: First off: stay in your room.
6:12 AM - I: Dangerous things are happening outside.
6:12 AM - I: Very, very dangerous things.
6:12 AM - I: Preferably, hide under your bed or your blanket or your desk, even!
6:12 AM - Fuse: ?
6:12 AM - I: And don't worry about the darkness outside.
6:12 AM - I: Everything will be over and done with in ten, fifteen minutes.
6:12 AM - I: Promise.
6:12 AM - Fuse: Hold on, how are you messaging me?
6:12 AM - Fuse: My internet is down.
6:12 AM - I: Smile
6:12 AM - I: Don't worry about that.
6:12 AM - I: Just do as I say, and everything will be fine!
6:12 AM - ??? (I) left the chat
6:12 AM - Fuse: What?
6:12 AM - Fuse: ._.
6:12 AM - politicalcorruption (Fuse) left the chat

I was incredibly confused by this mysterious person and I was hardly going to do as they said. There was no way 'everything would be fine.' This problem had to get solved... but preferably by someone who actually knew what was going on and was less likely to get brutally murdered. I sighed. Whoever that was, they had a good point... but I wasn't going to hide under anything, that was for sure.

Instead, I brought my chair over to the window and sat down, looking out at the jet black. It looked as if there was nothing at all out there, like someone had just put black paper over--hold on. I frowned and opened the window a tiny bit. Wind howled through the gap, blasting my ears with high-pitched sound. I struggled to close it again, but eventually succeeded, and--the dinging sound started again. It was incredibly annoying.

6:14 AM - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW (HAHA) JOINED THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAT
6:14 AM - politicalcorruption (Fuse) joined the chat
6:14 AM - HAHA: HEY FUSE
6:14 AM - HAHA: JUSSAYIN' OPENING THE WINDOW WAS PRETTY FUCKING DUMB
6:14 AM - HAHA: YOU'RE WORSE THAN J I FUCKING SWEAR
6:14 AM - HAHA: ANYWAY FEEL FREE TO CHILL BY THE WINDOW I GUESS
6:14 AM - Fuse: Who is this?
6:14 AM - HAHA: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
6:14 AM - HAHA: I GOT I TO BLOCK MY NAME
6:14 AM - HAHA: JUST DON'T OPEN THE WINDOW
6:14 AM - HAHA: AND TRY NOT TO MAKE A LOT OF NOISE
6:14 AM - HAHA: UNLESS ONE OF HER MINIONS TRIES TO SNATCH YOU
6:14 AM - HAHA: IN WHICH CASE SCREAM LIKE A FUCKING TWO YEAR OLD GIRL
6:14 AM - HAHA: I WON'T JUDGE I SWEAR
6:14 AM - HAHA: AND NEITHER WILL SHE
6:14 AM - Fuse: what
6:14 AM - HAHA: LOOK JUST
6:14 AM - HAHA: DO AS I FUCKING SAY
6:14 AM - HAHA: AND DON'T BE SURPRISED BY WHATEVER COMES RUNNING PAST YOUR WINDOW
6:15 AM - HAHA: I MEAN YOU'VE ALREADY MET A HUNTER OF THE SUPERNATURAL
6:15 AM - HAHA: AND A FUCKING DEMON
6:15 AM - HAHA: SO WHY WOULDN'T EVERYTHING ELSE EXIST
6:15 AM - Fuse: what are you even talking about?
6:15 AM - HAHA: WELL, COMING BY YOUR WINDOW SOON
6:15 AM - HAHA: IN ADVANCE: WADDUP
6:15 AM - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW (HAHA) IS NOW COMING BY YOUR WINDOW
6:15 AM - Fuse: what

As it turned out, the person did come by my window, followed by another person. Both of them I so happened to recognize, though it did take a second. I tried my best not to be too surprised. One of the people looked at me and grinned sheepishly, waving her hand slightly and then looking around after the other appeared to yell something at her. Light surrounded them, allowing me to see some of what was going on.

I saw someone, some woman--too impossibly tall, big, to be a human being--and some nasty little pitch black creatures (well more like a mob of them surrounding the two girls). But the woman drew my attention. She smiled at me, as if she knew I was looking at her. Her teeth were pointed, sharp--too many of them, too. Oh. She knew I was looking at her.

I heard a crystal clear voice out of nowhere. Arthur. They called you Arthur? Very funny. Wondering if this counted as one of 'her minions' trying to snatch me, I tried to scream, but my voice was choked and nothing came out. I only tried to scream harder. The ones who had experience found you first, what a shame. But now that they've brought others into the equation I can have myself a war.

They've called you Arthur, but you are the-- Suddenly her voice was cut off. I heard a loud swear word (something along the lines of 'FUCK'), glass shattering, and I saw Elder crashing through my window at full speed. I would've asked what was going on had she not grabbed me and slung me over her shoulder, then promptly ran out of the window, blasting the creatures with what appeared to be fire and beckoning Max to run along with her.

I supposed asking why they had nine fox tails and ears to match as well would have to wait until later.

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Chapter Four

Arthur and Elder rushed onto the train and promptly began putting their things in the overhead compartments. Elder said goodbye to her older sister, who went off to another car, while she didn't seem very concerned about her older brother, who left without so much as a goodbye.

Elder was holding her white, golden-eyed cat in her lap as she sat down, petting it gently as it seemed content to just sleep. "I got him a while ago," Elder said, looking down at the cat with fondness. "His name's Lucian." She gently scratched his ears, smiling as he purred softly.

She looked back up at Arthur as he sat down beside her, placing his birdcage by his feet. "Just wondering, where are you from?" she asked.

"Huh?" Arthur looked at her, confused. "Why?"

"Oh! It's because I figured you were Muggle-born. You looked kinda shocked when I just did a simple spell back there," Elder explained. "I was just wondering if you were from California or not. I am," she offered helpfully. "By the way, what's your wand made out of?"

"Well..." Arthur paused. "I'm not from California, I'm from Ohio." He smiled nervously. "Uh, Dragon told me--"

"Lord Dragon? Like the headmaster?!"

"Uh, yeah. He said I should come to... Blue Celadon? Yeah, something... I dunno. I didn't know anything about magic or anything before he just came up and told me."

Elder blew out a breath. "The headmaster told you to come to the school?! And you're a Muggle-born?!" She shook her head, Lucian apparently noticing her disapproval as he blinked and looked up at her. "I dunno, something seems weird there."

Arthur laughed. "Thanks."

"And you didn't answer. What's your wand made out of?"

"Oh, right." Arthur took out his wand and looked at it. "Uh... yew, I think... unicorn hair core, she said?"

"Yew." Esther nodded. "I think that's pretty rare, actually. But cool! My wand's made out of hawthorn, and my sister said--" (A/N: Voldemort's wand was made of yew) She was interrupted by someone stepping into the car.

"Oh! Sorry," the girl said, smiling nervously. She was thin and a bit tall, but looked no older than Elder. Her hair was brown (while her eyes were grey-blue) and fairly short. Just like Elder, she wore the school uniform, as well as rounded black-rimmed glasses. "Can I sit here?" she asked politely.

"Sure," Arthur said, gesturing vaguely. The girl nodded and set a birdcage with a small, light brown and white sleeping owl inside on her seat, before proceeding to put most of her things overhead save for a small money pouch. She then sat down and kicked her legs.

"I'm Max," she introduced herself. "Well, Katherine Maxwell, but everyone calls me Max."

"Arthur Andrews," Arthur said politely.

"Esther! Or Elder," Esther piped up. "Hi!" she added, then "Ooh, what kind of owl is that?"

"A... pearl-spotted Owl, I think the owner said. I dunno what I'm gonna name her yet." Max shrugged.

"Well, this is Lucian," Esther said, introducing the cat upon her lap, who twitched his tail and meowed softly. "Where are you from?"

"Ohio, actually," Max said. "But my mom--she's a witch, my dad's a Muggle--she heard about the school and said I should go there for my magical education. So yeah, we came on a flight over here and purchased all of our supplies."

"I'm from Ohio, actually," Arthur said.

"Heh, cool," Max replied.

"What's your wand like?" Esther asked, wanting to avoid a lull in the conversation. Max paused and pulled a dark, almost black wand out of her pocket. It was long and very thin, looking very fragile.

"Made out of vine," Max remarked casually. "Phoenix feather core, I think?" She bent it a little, but it seemed to resist her strength. "I dunno what the flexibility is supposed to mean but mine isn't that flexible, honestly."

They spent the rest of their time chatting and talking until the train began to move. Some brown-haired boy got on to their car but seemed to keep mostly to himself. In any case, the trio paid him no mind as they talked and laughed throughout the trip.

(POSSIBLY BLOONS???? WHO KNOWs.)


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