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Post by <inserttext> on Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:11 am

On the streets of New York City.
There was a penguin waddling around.
He waddled door to door and knocked on each one.
One door, he asked if he can stay the night.
The person at the door said "Is that a peeeeeenguin!?"
Then proceeded to close the door.
At a different door, he decided to ask them the same question.
The people at the door saw the little penguin, but apparently had about 6 other penguins asked who's at the door.
The penguin felt uncomfortable and left.
Eventually. The penguin found a homeless chicken that asked for spare change.
The penguin said, "I have no pockets. I'm a penguin."
The chicken did in fact notice that he is a penguin and said, "Alright."
The chicken flew off and the Penguin slid back to his mansion in California.

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Post by <inserttext> on Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:49 am

Meanwhile in Florida, a penguin is watching TV in a hotel.
In fact, the show was animal planet and there was a documentary about penguins on.
The penguin decided to look up flights to Antartica.
So the penguin decided to waddle to the nearest airport.
He couldn't slide there because he was eating a birthday cake he found at some kid's party.
Normally that would be cruel, but this is a penguin we talk about.
They have no morality.
The penguin has probably missed 3 planes and when he finally got there,
he just got on the next plane.
Also the penguin is very wealthy so he was in a very fancy plane.
While on the plane, he just remembered that he could just use his private jet.
However though, it's surprising enough that this weird penguin just booked a flight in the first place.
Still hasn't finished the cake though.
Eventually he made it to Antarctica.
And as we all know, Antarctica is cursed and the place crashed onto a glacier.
Why it crashed is because the angry penguin god doesn't allow humans onto this land of peace.
Well the penguin finally made it to Antarctica and looked for more penguins.
He did find some, but they were not very nice and he decided he didn't care too much for Antarctica.
So he grabbed a few penguins.
Hired them to make an ice boat.
They agreed, and made a nice high quality ice boat.
The penguin used the boat to go back to Florida.
However he landed on Guam and stayed there for his vacation.
While swimming one day, he realized he left his luggage at the airport and he swam back to Florida.
The end.

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Post by <inserttext> on Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:19 am

https://soundcloud.com/darkness_of_blue/penguin-story

Yes, someone has did this. God bless CraftedMovie and my insane post:like ratio

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Post by no mom its ironic on Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:12 am

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Post by <inserttext> on Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:54 pm

:3

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Mon Nov 17, 2014 1:57 pm

What a lovely story!

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Post by <inserttext> on Mon Nov 17, 2014 2:14 pm

Thanks!

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:03 pm

No, thank-you!

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Post by <inserttext> on Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:28 pm

:3

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