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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:39 am

(where doing it man where MAKING THIS HAPEN)

(named as such because allegiancelocked is an eh title; will be replaced eventually with a Proper Title, potentially, idk honestly)

(also if you dont enlarge the image it looks lame FORUMOTION YOU USELESS FUCK)



A young woman stands in her room, next to her bed. It just so happens that today, the 25th of February, 2015, is a fairly unremarkable Wednesday for her. Sixteen years ago she was given life, and a little while later a name.

What is her name?

> Enter name.


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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:57 pm




Your name is SOPHIA, though you tend to go by ELDER. You play the VIOLIN, pretty well if you say so yourself, though the orchestra coaches might not agree given you had less than a day to practice that particular excerpt. Oh well. You have a bit of a WEBCOMIC OBSESSION. It is not at all a problem, not matter what your friends say. You also greatly enjoy WRITING STORIES ABOUT PRE-ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS IN ALTERNATE UNIVERSES, and share said stories with your friends. You are pretty sure they enjoy your FINE WORKS OF LITERATURE at least as much as you do. You CREATE MASTERPIECES OF ART on the computer, sometimes to accompany said works of literature, and find great enjoyment in the task. You are a pretty AVID FAN of MSPAINTADVENTURES, and are dismayed that one of your friends used to be, but is no longer.

Fitting given your love of writing, you REALLY LOVE BOOKS. Or just reading literature in general, even if said literature is FAN LITERATURE WHEREIN TWO CHARACTERS ARE PORTRAYED AS BEING IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER. Your SIS does not know about this. Your friends do. They don't particularly care about you reading or potentially writing some of said literature. In fact, one of your friends gave you control over a project that wasn't moving under their watch fully aware of the fact you could basically make the entire thing shipping. You love your friends. You would do anything for them. Maybe not murder. (Maybe murder.)

Speaking of your friends, you communicate with them through a useful chat client/platform for buying games known as VAPOR. Honestly it's only good for the chatting, as it features an IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT OF VAPORWARE (with the exception of a few things, which you will get to later). On it, your username is devotedVirtuoso and tbh you talk a LEETLE bit too informally and you curse way too fucking much but like who gives a fuck tho

What will you do?

> Write about magician detectives.

(guys, enter a command)


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Re: Xiastuck

Post by Andrew on Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:23 pm

>Write about magician detectives

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:27 am

>Write about magician detectives

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:10 am



That is a brilliant idea. You will get right to that.

> ==->



Oh! Looks like that'll have to be put off for a little bit. It appears one of your friends is trying to contact you.

> ==->


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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:07 am



Show Chatlog:
-- felineJester [FJ] began messaging devotedVirtuoso [DV] at 14:54 --

FJ: Hellu
DV: hey
DV: como estas

FJ: gud
FJ: ye?

DV: estoy bien
DV: actually like
DV: i think i mightve forgotten to do something that mightve been kINDA IMPORTANT?
DV: but idk honestly
DV: like i was gonna write about magician detectives but
DV: thats not the thing
DV: HNNNNNNNGH
DV: WAIT
DV: SHIT
DV: wait do you have the game or not
DV: like the game thing
DV: that we were all gonna play together
DV: that one
DV: sburb or whatever the fuck

FJ: ye
FJ: Wasn't your copy supposed to arrive today?

DV: SHIT RIGHT
DV: IM. GONNA GO GET THAT
DV: actually wait
DV: have you gotten like
DV: your modus shit
DV: and strife whatever the fuck shit
DV: all like set n shit
DV: ended three lines in a row with shit
DV: thats an accomplishment if ive ever seen one

FJ: :3
DV: whatd you do
DV: like for the thing

FJ: combkind, and uh
FJ: catspaw modus

DV: ...
DV: combkind.
DV: youre going to fight
DV: with a fucking
DV: comb

FJ: yep
FJ: I can't use it on my hair
FJ: so I might as well use it as a weapon

DV: hOW
FJ: It's like.
FJ: a butterfly knife comb

DV: i
DV: ok you know what
DV: im going to go set my strife specibus and get my copy of sburb
DV: and not think about that too much

> Go get the thing.

do the thing


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Post by you're not my supervisor on Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:11 pm

>Go get the thing

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Post by no mom its ironic on Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:07 pm



Yeah, that's probably the best course of action. You've gotta get to that box in the closet.

> ==->



Theeeeeeeere it is.

> ==->





And there's your SCYTHE! It's a pretty cheap one, admittedly, since it was just something you bought for a Halloween costume. But you've sharpened it. You quickly CAPTCHALOGUE the CHEAP SCYTHE.

Since you've only got one item in your SYLLADEX, your MODUS isn't important right now. It will become important if you CAPTCHALOGUE something else, but you're not going to do that, you're going to allocate your SCYTHE to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.

> Allocate your scythe to your strife specibus.


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Post by no mom its ironic on Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:38 am





Since you're not an idiot, you've already set your STRIFE SPECIBUS to SCYTHEKIND. You quickly move your CHEAP SCYTHE from your CAPTCHALOGUE DECK to your STRIFE DECK.

> Check up on everybody else.


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Post by you're not my supervisor on Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:47 pm

>Check up on everybody else

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:58 am

INSTEAD OF UPDATING I DREW THIS. GJ ME

ANYTHING I DRAW IS NOT (NECESSARILY) CANON BUT THIS IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY? WHO KNOWS? I COULD GO GRIMDARK. BLOONS COULD GO GRIMDARK. GUY COULD GO GRIMDARK. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.


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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:59 am

the scythe is probably going to be a thing tho

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:02 am

plot twist: everyone goes grimdark

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:21 am



Now that you've set your own STRIFE SPECIBUS, you should probably check up on the others. It wouldn't do to start playing the SBURB DELTA unprepared.

> ==->





You already know that FJ's got his FETCH MODUS and STRIFE SPECIBUS set (even if 'combkind' sounds a bit farfetched), so who of the other two online right now will you check up on first?

> technomanicBusybody


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Post by you're not my supervisor on Thu Mar 05, 2015 2:22 pm

>technomaniacBusybody

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Post by no mom its ironic on Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:00 pm



show chatlog:
DV: hey
TB: Hi
TB: what's up?

DV: preppin for that sburb game
DV: have you got all your shit set?
DV: like
DV: the modus and strife specibus and stuff
DV: FJ's done but idk about MC or EE

TB: I've got the modus set, but not the strife specibus
TB: not really sure what i should do for that

DV: do something dumb like
DV: idk a screwdriver or something??????/??? ? ? ?
DV: tbh not really sure how a screwdriver would work
DV: but FJ's gone with fucking 'combkind' so
DV: the world is your oyster

TB: Okay
DV: btw what's your modus?
DV: i kinda wound up with a dumb one GJ ME

TB: Pfft
TB: Shift

DV: wtf is that
TB: When I captchalogue something the wheel of cards moves over one
TB: and that's the only usable card

DV: bruh
DV: you quite possibly picked out something wORSE than me
DV: can you even weaponize yours

TB: No idea
DV: well go set your strife specibus or w/e
DV: im gonna go check on MC
DV: cya

TB: cya

> Check on macabreCausality.


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Post by no mom its ironic on Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:56 pm



show chatlog:
DV: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
DV: bro
DV: gotta ask you something

MC: ?
DV: have you got your strife specibus and modus set
DV: you dont really need to do it immediately?
DV: but like soon-ish
DV: cause were all entering the game eventually

MC: Oh, yeah
DV: cool cool
DV: whatcha got?

MC: The Timer Modus and bladekind
DV: wtf
DV: do you just have swords lying around or some shit

MC: Yes, I do
DV: ...
DV: well at least thats kinda functional
DV: better than nothing
DV: btw
DV: have any idea when EE's getting online?

MC: No
DV: gdi
DV: whenever shes on either ask her yourself or remind me to ask her
DV: rn im gonna go GET THE ACTUAL FREAKIN GAME
DV: so ye

> GO GET THE ACTUAL FREAKIN GAME


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Post by you're not my supervisor on Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:28 am

What does 'gdi' even mean?

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Post by no mom its ironic on Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:32 am

god dammit

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:03 pm

Ah, I figured.

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Post by no mom its ironic on Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:58 pm





You leave your room and enter the hallway.

> (enter command)

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Post by you're not my supervisor on Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:46 pm

Weren't you going to >go get the actual freaking game

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Post by no mom its ironic on Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:01 am

i am not responsible and gdi i forgot to update xiastuck

hopefully within the next few days ill do it? ill need to make a whole new sprite, which is, fun,

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Post by no mom its ironic on Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:10 am

so if anyone was wondering about my progress, on well, anything


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Post by you're not my supervisor on Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:22 pm

No worries, E! I understand!

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