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Re: D&D Chatlogs

Post by Scorp on Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:13 pm

6:32 PM - Colas Dorgella: is there anywhere to take shelter for the night?
6:32 PM - Colas Dorgella: since we can't go anywhere
6:32 PM - Johann: The lodge usually accepts adventurers for a night
6:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: cool
6:32 PM - Colas Dorgella: for free?
6:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i mean you dont really --
6:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: LMAO SON
6:32 PM - Johann: but usually after that night they have to leave town
6:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: WHAT KINDA PLACE YOU THINK THIS IS
6:32 PM - Johann: :3
6:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: well
6:33 PM - Johann: How about this
6:33 PM - Johann: You do favors to earn shelter?
6:33 PM - Johann: ey?
6:33 PM - Johann: eeeey?
6:33 PM - Johann: Eeeeeeey?
6:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: sure
6:33 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: eyyyyyyyyyyyy
6:33 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i am a drunk cat tho
6:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: what kind of favors
6:33 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i dont really need a room of my own though so w/e w/e
6:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: I imagined sleeping bags in the lobby but okay
6:33 PM - Andy entered chat.
6:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: not individual rooms
6:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: you
6:34 PM - Johann: DANANANANANANANANANANA
6:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: yo*
6:34 PM - Andy: BABABABABABABABABABABABABA
6:34 PM - Andy: BIRDMAN
6:34 PM - Johann: HARVEY BURDMAN
6:34 PM - Johann: ON HIS WAY FROM ADVENTURE
6:34 PM - Johann: TO ADVENTURE
6:34 PM - Johann: TAKING DOWN THE GOOD
6:34 PM - Johann: WITH EASE
6:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay then
6:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh my god
6:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: hi
6:34 PM - Johann: YOU MATES SEARCH THE WANTED BOARD AND STUFF
6:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: glad you fINALLY DECIDED TO JOIN US NERD
6:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: im a drunk cat
6:34 PM - Johann: I THINK IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING REAT
6:34 PM - Johann: GREAT*
6:35 PM - Johann: FUSE'S TURN
6:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: hold on
6:35 PM - Andy: YEA BAYBE
6:35 PM - Johann: ?
6:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: does this need to be chatlogged?
6:35 PM - Johann: Not NEED
6:35 PM - Johann: but you can do it
6:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
6:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: seperate topic on Xia for this?
6:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: that's smart
6:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ...
6:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: incredible
6:36 PM - Andy: we could make a public topic, move/repost things from chatlogs to it
6:36 PM - Andy: and then
6:36 PM - Johann: sur
6:36 PM - Andy: make signups on xia possible
6:36 PM - Andy: and invite Cela
6:36 PM - Johann: k
6:36 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
6:36 PM - Johann: You guys do that
6:36 PM - Johann: I'm gonna do some drawering
6:36 PM - Johann: Different thing this time
6:36 PM - Johann: I've been out of the mojo for so long on digital
6:36 PM - Johann: I'm gonna just do a separate thing
6:36 PM - Colas Dorgella: did you finish the other drawing?
6:36 PM - Johann: No
6:37 PM - Johann: https://join.me/898-444-094
6:37 PM - Andy: areyoukiddingme
6:37 PM - Andy: dinner begins in minutes
6:37 PM - Colas Dorgella: ?
6:37 PM - Colas Dorgella: oh
6:37 PM - Johann: oh
6:37 PM - Colas Dorgella: welp
6:37 PM - Johann: BURDMAN CANCELLED
6:37 PM - Andy: THE UNIVERSE IS FIGHTING AGAINST BIRDMAN
6:37 PM - Andy: BUT BIRDMAN WON'T LET IT WIN
6:37 PM - Johann: CHATLOG THIS FREAKING TURN
6:37 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ;_;7 rip birdman
6:37 PM - Johann: anyway
6:38 PM - Johann: BACK TO THE OTHER DUDES
6:38 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'll work on the chatlog
6:38 PM - Johann: There's quests and stuff
6:38 PM - Johann: On the board of FAVORS™
6:39 PM - Colas Dorgella: what kind of requests are there?
6:39 PM - Johann: AHEM
6:39 PM - Johann: There are protection quests
6:39 PM - Johann: fetch quests
6:40 PM - Johann: assassination quests
6:40 PM - Johann: (Those are a little bit hidden)
6:40 PM - Johann: There are the standard "clear out bandit camp"
6:40 PM - Johann: There's the "FARM 3 BULL TESTICLE" sorta thing
6:40 PM - Johann: you find in MMOs
6:40 PM - Johann: There's the SUPER ULTRA MEGA QUEST
6:40 PM - Colas Dorgella: do I actually see the assassination request?
6:41 PM - Johann: Take down the Super Monster that destroyed the Capital
6:41 PM - Johann: You do because you're a ROGUE
6:41 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
6:41 PM - Johann: You know these things
6:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: Rogue Skills™
6:41 PM - Colas Dorgella: "Cat, do you want to join me on this one?" I point to the post
6:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: I stumble around
6:42 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "I'm drunk right now, in case you didn't notice"
6:42 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "And my name is Thin Mints"
6:42 PM - Colas Dorgella: "I can see that. I refuse to call you that."
6:42 PM - Colas Dorgella: "I will call you Minty."
6:42 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "...I'll accept that."
6:43 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Anyway, I'm not sure how much use I'll be if I go with you. You'll probably have to carry me if you want to get anywhere."
6:43 PM - Colas Dorgella: "Fine. Stay here and try to keep the Dark Elf from being looted or something like that."
6:44 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "I can do that."
6:44 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: immediately falls asleep
6:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will read the request
6:44 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i like how you totally did not question at all the cat talking
6:44 PM - Johann: Okay
6:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: well
6:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: you were already around, eren't you
6:44 PM - Johann: You chose assassination?
6:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: yes
6:44 PM - Johann: Btw there's more than just assassination on the rogue board
6:44 PM - Johann: There's kidnapping
6:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: oh
6:45 PM - Johann: steal this thing
6:45 PM - Johann: Whipe a mob boss's bum for 3 months
6:45 PM - Johann: etc.
6:45 PM - Colas Dorgella: well
6:45 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'm gonna take the assassination one because
6:45 PM - Colas Dorgella: I already have to kidnap someone
6:46 PM - Colas Dorgella: and I'm not in the mood for wiping asses currently
6:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: some point in the future, maybe
6:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: but not today
6:46 PM - Colas Dorgella: ....no
6:46 PM - Johann: Ok
6:46 PM - Johann: Apparently there's this scam artist that has crossed the line
6:47 PM - Johann: He went into hiding after getting heat
6:47 PM - Johann: He's hiding somehwere nearby in the forest.
6:47 PM - Johann: Reward is 50GP
6:47 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will take the request and go to the forest.
6:48 PM - Johann: Alrighty
6:48 PM - Johann: Something small happens
6:48 PM - Johann: Hummmm
6:49 PM - Johann: As you walk along a trail in the forest
6:49 PM - Johann: You hear growling to your right
6:49 PM - Johann: As you step forward. The growling increases
6:50 PM - Johann: In volume, I mean.
6:50 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will prepare my daggers
6:50 PM - Johann: You step back one step and it becomes slightly less loud
6:51 PM - Johann: You ready your daggers
6:52 PM - Johann: I wonder
6:52 PM - Johann: This is so simple
6:52 PM - Johann: Does your character know what this IS
6:52 PM - Colas Dorgella: probably not cause of my past history of knowing things
6:52 PM - Johann: You know EXACTLY what this is
6:52 PM - Johann: and what it is doing
6:53 PM - Johann: It's a fucking worlf
6:53 PM - Johann: wolf
6:53 PM - Johann: WOLF
6:53 PM - Johann: NO WORLF
6:53 PM - Colas Dorgella: it's the worlf
6:53 PM - Johann: Anyway.
6:53 PM - Johann: It's basically saying
6:53 PM - Johann: "Don't get on my territory or I make you my bitch"
6:53 PM - Johann: I don't think you're ready to fight wolves btw
6:53 PM - Colas Dorgella: then I will fuck off
6:53 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: so much for that
6:53 PM - Johann: Rolls 2
6:53 PM - Johann: nothing happens
6:54 PM - Johann: Nothing happens
6:54 PM - Johann: AAAAND
6:54 PM - Johann: something happens
6:54 PM - Colas Dorgella: cool?
6:54 PM - Johann: uh
6:54 PM - Johann: not cool
6:54 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh no
6:54 PM - Johann: threat level 4/4
6:54 PM - Johann: lets just say that
6:54 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: o h n o
6:54 PM - Johann: YOU HEAR A LOUD GROWLING
6:54 PM - Colas Dorgella: shiet
6:54 PM - Johann: FOLLOWED BY TREES SHAKING
6:54 PM - Colas Dorgella: run
6:54 PM - Johann: YOU SWEAR YOU HAVE HEARD THIS THING BEFORE
6:55 PM - Johann: Can you remember?
6:55 PM - Johann: Btw this isn't a roll
6:55 PM - Johann: do you remember what this is?
6:55 PM - Johann: You've heard it before
6:55 PM - Colas Dorgella: is this an imp again?
6:55 PM - Johann: no
6:55 PM - Johann: the imp didn't growl
6:56 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ................
6:56 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: is this the fucking dragon
6:56 PM - Colas Dorgella: pls no
6:56 PM - Johann: no
6:56 PM - Johann: Okay
6:56 PM - Johann: You don't remember it
6:56 PM - Johann: Anyway
6:56 PM - Johann: It seems like it is heading in your direction
6:56 PM - Johann: what do you do?
6:57 PM - Colas Dorgella: hide in the bushes
6:57 PM - Johann: ohwow
6:58 PM - Johann: As you hide in the bushes
6:58 PM - Johann: A bear pops out from the trees
6:58 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: RIP
6:58 PM - Colas Dorgella: GAH
6:58 PM - Johann: It seems confused
6:58 PM - Andy: I bet the bear gows "RAWR"
6:58 PM - Andy: (hi guys)
6:58 PM - Colas Dorgella: oh hey andy
6:58 PM - Johann: as if something was here before but not anymore
6:58 PM - Johann: IT'S JERRY THE BRAINDAMAGED BEAR
6:58 PM - Colas Dorgella: OH GREAT
6:58 PM - Johann: He lost you
6:58 PM - Andy: PFFT
6:58 PM - Johann: Anyway
6:59 PM - Johann: time for BURDMAN
6:59 PM - Johann: DANANANANANANAAAAA
6:59 PM - Johann: just add what you did to your turn
6:59 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: incredible
6:59 PM - Johann: anyway
6:59 PM - Johann: BURDMAN
6:59 PM - Andy: BABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABABABABABABABBABA
6:59 PM - Andy: BIRDMAN
7:00 PM - Johann: howhat
7:00 PM - Johann: YOU HAVE 4 INT
7:00 PM - Johann: AND FUCKING 19 DEX
7:00 PM - Andy: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
7:00 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: I
7:00 PM - Colas Dorgella: your name changes to burdmun forever
7:00 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: HOW
7:00 PM - Johann: ANYWAY
7:00 PM - Andy: BIRDMAN
7:00 PM - Andy: THAT'S HOW
7:00 PM - Johann: LET US BEGIN
7:00 PM - Johann: IT IS A DARK NIGHT ON SEA
7:01 PM - Johann: YOUR CREW IS HIGH SPIRITED
7:01 PM - Johann: YOU ALL SING THE ONLY SEA SHANTY YOU KNOW
7:01 PM - Johann: REPEATEDLY
7:01 PM - Johann: You are HARVEY BURDMAN
7:01 PM - Johann: THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP
7:01 PM - Andy: YEA
7:02 PM - Johann: YOU ARE HEADING BACK FROM A SUCCESSFUL RAID
7:02 PM - Johann: YOUR CREW IS LOVING LIFE
7:02 PM - Johann: You step out of the party and into your captain's quarters
7:02 PM - Johann: You check the map
7:02 PM - Johann: You are not far from shore now
7:02 PM - Johann: What do you do?
7:02 PM - Andy: Check to see if anything's at the shore
7:03 PM - Johann: You cannot see the shore
7:03 PM - Johann: because your map is made of paper
7:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: rip
7:03 PM - Andy: spyglasses, though
7:04 PM - Johann: You don't even bloody own a spyglass
7:04 PM - Andy: oh
7:04 PM - Andy: FLY TO SHORE
7:04 PM - Andy: I'M BIRDMAN
7:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: no possible way this could go wrong
7:04 PM - Andy: nope
7:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: (where should chatlogs go other than the private section)
7:05 PM - Andy: (rec room)
7:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: (okay)
7:06 PM - Johann: Okay
7:06 PM - Johann: You say your goodbyes to the crew
7:06 PM - Johann: and you let your first mate take control for a bit
7:06 PM - Johann: YOU BEGIN TO FLY TOWARD THE DIRECTION OF SHORE
7:06 PM - Andy: YEA
7:06 PM - Johann: (he can actually do this)
7:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: suddenly
7:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: a lightning bolt appears
7:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: seemingly out of nowhere
7:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: and strikes you
7:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: you fall into the ocean
7:06 PM - Andy: wow
7:08 PM - Colas Dorgella: rip Birdman
7:08 PM - Johann: It will take 3 rolls to get to shore
7:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: >:>
7:08 PM - Johann: First roll
7:08 PM - Johann: nothing happens
7:08 PM - Johann: second one
7:08 PM - Johann: nothing
7:08 PM - Johann: AND NOTHING
7:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: INCREDIBLE
7:08 PM - Andy: NEAT
7:08 PM - Colas Dorgella: wooooooow.
7:08 PM - Johann: You got to shore without a scratch.
7:08 PM - Johann: You are tired though
7:08 PM - Colas Dorgella: must have been very boring
7:08 PM - Johann: Flying takes a lot out of you

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Re: D&D Chatlogs

Post by Scorp on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:07 pm

Johann: The shore is clear
Johann: Not much is going on
Andy: signal the crew
Johann: There isn't even a dock where you landed
Andy: oh
Andy: hmm
Johann: how do you signal the crew?
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: this is problematic
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: BIRD CALLS
Andy: if there's nothing here
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: BIRD
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: CALLS
Andy: we could maybe just go to another place
Andy: is it possible to fly back to the ship?
Johann: The SHORE is clear
Andy: ohhhh
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: BIRD CALLS BIRD CALLS BIRD CALLS BIRD CALLS BIRD CALLS BIRD CALLS
Andy: VENTURE DEEPER INTO THE AREA
Johann: You venture further into the beach
Johann: something happens
Johann: you see a tiny crab
Johann: it's doing its thing
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: eat it
Andy: good crab
Colas Dorgella: punch it
Andy: let him live his life
Andy: he deserves it
Andy: 8:12 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: yo. I almost died yesterday
8:12 PM - Andy: WHAT
8:12 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: in the game
8:12 PM - Andy: oh.
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: the next day, a passerby stumbles upon the crab and smashes it with a rock
Colas Dorgella: why is it that I encounter everything and nearly die
Colas Dorgella: well, mostly everything
Andy: anyways
Andy: continue
Johann: the dice
Johann: Blame them
Johann: You eventually make it to a plains area
Johann: There's a town in the distance
Johann: It seems like a docking town
Andy: head to the town
Andy: wait
Andy: do they know about me?
Andy: seeing how I'm a pirate and all
Johann: You are not very well-known
Johann: YET
Andy: OKAY
Andy: ...GATHER THE PIRATE CREW VIA BIRD CALLS
Andy: IF SOMETHING HAPPENS
Andy: I AM NOT GOING AT IT ALONE
Johann: Meh. I just realized I forgot to share screen.
Johann: We don't need it anyway
Johann: Anyway
Johann: BTW I rolled earlier for bird calls
Johann: All you did was a weird noise
Andy: oh
Johann: and nothing happened
Andy: n i c e
Andy: well
Andy: go back to the boat
Andy: and sail back to the town
Andy: sail/walk
Colas Dorgella: wail
Johann: wait really
Johann: that's it?
Johann: You're too tired to fly back to the boat
Johann: y'know
Andy: hmm
Andy: how far is the boat from shore?
Andy: is there any way to signal them?
7:18 PM - Johann: use your imagination
7:18 PM - Johann: how would you signal a crew
7:18 PM - Andy: ...light the forest on fire.
7:18 PM - Andy: use a rock and sticks or something
7:18 PM - Colas Dorgella: ...what is your alignment
7:18 PM - Andy: evil.
7:18 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ..........
7:18 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: somehow im not surprised
7:19 PM - Johann: That would work if you weren't in the plains
7:19 PM - Andy: oh
7:19 PM - Andy: ...I can swim, right
7:19 PM - Johann: yeah
7:19 PM - Andy: swim to the boat
7:20 PM - Colas Dorgella: why don't you rest, since you're tired
7:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: andy please just take a moment to think about this logically
7:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: just kinda
7:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: you know
7:21 PM - Johann: Also the boat may or may not be 200+ feet away
7:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: stop being stupid
7:21 PM - Andy: true
7:21 PM - Andy: aaaaargh
7:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: well
7:21 PM - Andy: just go back to town
7:21 PM - Andy: look for an inn
7:23 PM - Johann: okay
7:23 PM - Johann: After some walking
7:23 PM - Johann: You head to the inn
7:25 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu entered chat.
7:25 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: yo
7:25 PM - Andy: yo
7:25 PM - Johann: oi
7:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: hola
7:25 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: where are we?
7:26 PM - Johann: not far where we left off
7:26 PM - Johann: currently on Fuse tho
7:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: yeah
7:26 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: oh. alright
7:27 PM - Johann: so fused
7:27 PM - Johann: you are in the inn
7:27 PM - Andy: how much money do I have?
7:28 PM - Johann: 10 GP
7:28 PM - Johann: in this town it's 7GP
7:28 PM - Johann: Each town is different
7:28 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: oh
7:29 PM - Andy: get a room and sleep till tomorrow morning
7:29 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: oh yeah. don't know why I though he was in out town
7:29 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: our*
7:29 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: our inn burned down
7:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: yup
7:29 PM - Johann: yeeeeah
7:30 PM - Johann: okay
7:30 PM - Johann: IN THE FUTURE
7:30 PM - Johann: It is morning and you wake up
7:30 PM - Johann: While doing you morning rituals
7:30 PM - Johann: You overhear rumors of a monster attacking a city
7:31 PM - Andy: Ask where the monster/city is
7:31 PM - Johann: They say that it was last seen in the capital of the human country
7:31 PM - Andy: How far is that from here?
7:32 PM - Colas Dorgella: are you chaotic, neutral, or lawful evil?
7:32 PM - Johann: True evil
7:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: jfc
7:32 PM - Johann: Anyway
7:32 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
7:33 PM - Johann: They say that the Human country isn't too far from here
7:33 PM - Johann: but the capital is the heart of the country
7:33 PM - Andy: Thank him and fly back to the boat
7:33 PM - Andy: then sail to shore
7:33 PM - Andy: or actually
7:33 PM - Andy: can we sail to the human country?
7:33 PM - Johann: Lets see
7:34 PM - Johann: Okay you follow some sailors to the docks
7:34 PM - Johann: You look around to see if you can find your ship
7:34 PM - Johann: because you KNOW that would be here by now
7:34 PM - Johann: You cannot find it
7:34 PM - Andy: oh dear.
7:34 PM - Andy: ask if sea monsters are around here
7:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: rip pirates
7:35 PM - Johann: The sailors say that they are only rumors
7:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: plot twist: andy's crew has mutinied
7:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i dont think thats even a word
7:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: theyve done the mutiny
7:35 PM - Andy: ...oh dear.
7:36 PM - Andy: describe the boat to the sailors
7:36 PM - Andy: and ask them if they've seen it
7:36 PM - Johann: They say that they no ship has arrived last night
7:37 PM - Andy: welp
7:37 PM - Andy: look around town to see what else is there, because I'm definitely not getting that ship back
7:38 PM - Johann: Aight
7:38 PM - Johann: There's a fishing store
7:38 PM - Johann: the crazy old sailor that swears there's a monster in the water
7:38 PM - Johann: the crazy old homeless guy that swears that dragons exist
7:39 PM - Johann: and the crazy old lady that believes her cat could talk to her but it ran away.
7:39 PM - Johann: btw there's an inn and general store
7:39 PM - Andy: Wait around the inn and wait for sailors
7:39 PM - Andy: ask each one about sea monsters
7:40 PM - Johann: You do just that
7:40 PM - Johann: Most of them seem to say that none exist
7:40 PM - Johann: there's a handful that belive there is some
7:40 PM - Andy: >most
7:40 PM - Andy: aight
7:40 PM - Johann: and 1 old man who swears one exist
7:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: interrogate the old man
7:41 PM - Andy: ask the old man about what it's like
7:42 PM - Johann: It has a dozen arms! The head of a lion! And the hunger of a god!
7:43 PM - Andy: Sadly walk off towards the human continent, leaving the town behind
7:43 PM - Andy: I'm def. not getting the ship back
7:43 PM - Andy: I'm def. not finding good info
7:44 PM - Johann: Okay
7:44 PM - Johann: First roll
7:44 PM - Johann: Something happens
7:44 PM - Johann: A rock flies from behind you
7:44 PM - Johann: misses completely
7:45 PM - Andy: turn around, ready for a fight
7:45 PM - Johann: GET READY FOR TIGHT
7:45 PM - Andy: AIIIIIGHT
7:45 PM - Johann: As y ou turn around
7:45 PM - Johann: You see a humanoid lizardman
7:46 PM - Johann: Quite small in size
7:46 PM - Johann: but it carries a sling and a dagger
7:46 PM - Johann: It's spinning it's sling ready for another attack
7:46 PM - Andy: can I FLY INTO THE AIR and then SLAM INTO IT from the air
7:46 PM - Andy: like
7:46 PM - Andy: do a dive attack
7:46 PM - Johann: with what weapon
7:47 PM - Johann: you have a rapier
7:47 PM - Andy: MY FISTS
7:47 PM - Johann: a shorbo-
7:47 PM - Andy: knock him to the down
7:47 PM - Johann: okay
7:47 PM - Johann: you miss
7:47 PM - Andy: to the ground
7:47 PM - Andy: not to the down
7:47 PM - Andy: shit
7:47 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: that gonna hurt
7:47 PM - Andy: pull out the rapier and just stabstabstab
7:47 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: you slam into the ground
7:47 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: after missing him
7:47 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: that's gotta hurt
7:48 PM - Johann: his attack
7:48 PM - Johann: yeah but it dealt no damage to him
7:48 PM - Johann: anyway
7:49 PM - Johann: he slings another rock
7:49 PM - Johann: Misses
7:49 PM - Johann: your attack
7:51 PM - Johann: what do you DO
7:51 PM - Andy: STABSTABSTAB with the rapier
7:51 PM - Johann: ok
7:51 PM - Johann: miss
7:51 PM - Johann: WOW
7:51 PM - Johann: VERY SUSPENSE
7:51 PM - Andy: PFFT
7:51 PM - Johann: he takes his dagger
7:51 PM - Johann: and hits you
7:52 PM - Johann: He deals 4 damage
7:52 PM - Johann: you have 3 HP now
7:52 PM - Colas Dorgella: shit
7:52 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: yo, if you die
7:52 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: to that thing
7:52 PM - Johann: your turn
7:52 PM - Andy: oh crap
7:52 PM - Andy: grab the dagger from him and stab him with it
7:53 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: at least I died to an actual threat
7:53 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: or, almost
7:53 PM - Johann: this is a strength battle then
7:53 PM - Johann: you won
7:53 PM - Johann: You managed to grab the dagger
7:54 PM - Johann: now for the attack
7:54 PM - Johann: PFFT
7:54 PM - Johann: Miss
7:54 PM - Andy: WOW
7:54 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: amazing
7:54 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: incredible
7:54 PM - Johann: BUT
7:54 PM - Johann: He's limited only to the sling
7:54 PM - Johann: and close range lowers his chance to hit
7:54 PM - Johann: miss
7:54 PM - Johann: your turn
7:55 PM - Andy: STAB HIS EYES OUT
7:55 PM - Andy: (with the dagger)
7:55 PM - Johann: Wow
7:56 PM - Johann: You actually managed to hit a limb attack
7:56 PM - Johann: literally no one in this game was able to do that
7:56 PM - Andy: FINALLY.
7:56 PM - Johann: yeah he dead
7:56 PM - Colas Dorgella: you still almost died to an enemy like everyone else
7:56 PM - Johann: +25 xp
7:56 PM - Andy: so
7:56 PM - Andy: how can I heal
7:57 PM - Andy: like
7:57 PM - Andy: just inns
7:57 PM - Andy: or can I rest
7:57 PM - Johann: rest
7:57 PM - Andy: rest, then.
7:57 PM - Johann: okay
7:57 PM - Andy: after looting his body
7:57 PM - Johann: you rest a few hours
7:57 PM - Johann: FINALLY SOMEONE DID A THING
7:57 PM - Johann: you kept the dagger
7:57 PM - Johann: You're not getting the sling because this is a favor
7:57 PM - Johann: those things are awful
7:57 PM - Andy: okay
7:57 PM - Johann: And 1 healing potion
7:58 PM - Johann: you're gonna rest?
7:58 PM - Andy: Yeah.
7:58 PM - Johann: you rest 4 hours
7:58 PM - Johann: It's now noon
7:58 PM - Andy: continue travelling
8:00 PM - Johann: okay
8:00 PM - Johann: something happened
8:01 PM - Johann: okay
8:01 PM - Johann: While walking
8:01 PM - Johann: You hear barking
8:02 PM - Andy: Keep walking
8:02 PM - Johann: And you can tell a wild dog is charging for you
8:02 PM - Andy: OH
8:02 PM - Andy: FLY INTO THE AIR
8:02 PM - Johann: You do so
8:03 PM - Andy: take the dagger and smash down at the dog
8:04 PM - Johann: ehhh
8:04 PM - Johann: ok
8:04 PM - Johann: Miss horribly
8:04 PM - Andy: crap
8:04 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: rip
8:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: andy this isnt going very well for you at all
8:05 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu: nope
8:05 PM - Andy: nope.
8:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: dog bites your head off, dead
8:05 PM - Johann: rip
8:05 PM - Anime Satan Door-Desu has changed their name to Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu.
8:06 PM - Colas Dorgella: good job
8:06 PM - Andy: ;_;7
8:06 PM - Johann: The dog tries to bite you
8:06 PM - Johann: misses
8:06 PM - Johann: very exciting battle

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Re: D&D Chatlogs

Post by Führer Egg Roll on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:19 pm

Johann: something happened
Johann: okay
Johann: While walking
Johann: You hear barking
Andy: Keep walking
Johann: And you can tell a wild dog is charging for you
Andy: OH
Andy: FLY INTO THE AIR
Johann: You do so
Andy: take the dagger and smash down at the dog
Johann: ehhh
Johann: ok
Johann: Miss horribly
Andy: crap
Anime Satan Door-Desu: rip
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: andy this isnt going very well for you at all
Anime Satan Door-Desu: nope
Andy: nope.
Colas Dorgella: dog bites your head off, dead
Johann: rip
Anime Satan Door-Desu has changed their name to Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu.
Colas Dorgella: good job
Andy: ;_;7
Johann: The dog tries to bite you
Johann: misses
Johann: very exciting battle
Andy: Stab him with the rapier
Johann: CRITICAL
Andy: WOO
Johann: miss
Colas Dorgella: the dog explodes
Johann: jk
Andy: oh.
Johann: you hit him
Andy: rad
Johann: yes for critical damage
Johann: 14 damage
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I was hoping for a critical miss
Johann: dog is dead
Andy: keep walking
Johann: You know the thing with wild dogs?
Johann: You hear more barking
Andy: ...oh no.
Johann: They travel in packs
Andy: can I fly away?
Colas Dorgella: (run)
Johann: 3 more dogs appear
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: (rip)
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: WOW
Andy: if I can fly away
Andy: I'm flying away
Johann: you cannot fly away
Johann: They attack before you can
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: rip buddy
Andy: aaaaaaaaa
Johann: first dog misses
Johann: second dog MISSES
Johann: THE FUCKING THIRD DOG MISSES
Colas Dorgella: COME
Colas Dorgella: ON
Andy: AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Johann: I see you met the three dooges
Andy: STAB DOG 1 WITH RAPIER
Johann: You miss
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: i read rapier as paper
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: can we make that a thing
Johann: the paper rapier?
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ye
Andy: pfft
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: the most useless rapier ever
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: gives people minor papercuts
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: hey
Johann: "did you just try to stab me with paper?" "no"
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: papercuts are a death sentence in these times
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: diseases and shit
Andy: pfft
Johann: anyway
Johann: The 3 dogs attack
Johann: First dog falls on its side
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: they fuc--
Johann: second dog jumps to attack
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh my god
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: trips on first dog
Johann: the third dog accidently does the same thing and hit the other one
Andy: PFFT
Johann: they both took 1 damage
Johann: You can't be as bad as these things
Johann: Your turn
Colas Dorgella: these dogs are the most uncoordinated beings in all of D&D
Andy: STABSTABSTAB DOG 1
Johann: Hit
Johann: 6 damage
Johann: that dog is dead
Andy: NEAT
Johann: the two dogs get back up and try to attack you again
Johann: FUCKING A
Johann: THE FIRST DOG CRITS
Andy: AAAAAAAAAA
Johann: THE SECOND ONE CRITS AS WELL
Johann: WELL SORTA
Johann: CRITICAL MISS
Colas Dorgella: have fun
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: RIP
Colas Dorgella: well
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: oh
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh my god
Johann: so lets see how low we have to roll for you to survive?
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i cant believe birdman is going to die to a fucking dog
Colas Dorgella: bad guy dead
Johann: You have to roll a 1 on the attack to survive
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: well
Andy: oh
Andy: my
Andy: lord
Johann: ohwait
Johann: nvm
Johann: let me check again
Andy: oh
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: birds kinda get caught and killed by birds
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ...
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Man, i'm tired
Johann: you have to roll a 2
Johann: or under
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: by dogs*
Andy: ....
Andy: good job, me.
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: rip
Johann: You take 9 damage
Johann: You are now dead
Johann: To dogs
Andy: WOW.
Colas Dorgella: R I P
Johann: THE LEGEND OF HARVEY BURDMAN
Johann: DIED TO FUCKING PACK OF DOGS
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: JESUS
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: AT LEAST I DIED TO A THREAT
Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i bet his crew fucking mutinied too
Colas Dorgella: you died to the most shit enemies too
Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: YOU DIED TO DERP DOGS
Colas Dorgella: THE DUMBEST DOGS
Andy: BIRDMAN IS THE BEST
Johann: The crew died to a leviathan

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Re: D&D Chatlogs

Post by Scorp on Sun Mar 20, 2016 10:47 pm

8:21 PM - Johann: Brad
8:21 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ?
8:21 PM - Johann: You awake in pain
8:21 PM - Johann: You are in an alley
8:21 PM - Johann: it seem the doctor just dumps you there
8:21 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: rude
8:21 PM - Johann: You seem to have all of you items
8:22 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I meant I'll be next as in to die, but this works lol
8:23 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: can I move?
8:23 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: At all?
8:23 PM - Johann: Yes
8:23 PM - Johann: You can
8:23 PM - Johann: It seems you've been in the alley so long that you can move freely
8:23 PM - Johann: but it still hurts
8:23 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I'll get up, then
8:23 PM - Johann: also you are slightly dizzy
8:23 PM - Colas Dorgella: is Minty still there?
8:24 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: she left with you
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: yep
8:24 PM - Colas Dorgella: no, she was too drunk to leave with me
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh wait that's right
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i guess
8:24 PM - Johann: Yeah
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i'm still in the lodge???
8:24 PM - Johann: She is with brad
8:24 PM - Johann: Well sorta
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: OK
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ................
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ok??????
8:24 PM - Johann: you're like asleep in front of the alley
8:25 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: welp
8:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: am i still drunk
8:25 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: who let the fucking cat drink
8:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: myself
8:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i got free will, son
8:26 PM - Johann: anyway
8:26 PM - Johann: You have a headache
8:26 PM - Johann: Also thank god you're a magic cat
8:26 PM - Johann: I think cat livers are not strong enough to stop alcohol.
8:27 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: yep
8:27 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i throw up on brad
8:27 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: why
8:27 PM - Colas Dorgella: wow, rude
8:27 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: fuck you im a cat
8:27 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: in hindsight
8:28 PM - Johann: Okay.
8:28 PM - Johann: Well you guys think
8:28 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I think scorp would make better company. he may want to take me back to the dark elf homeland, but
8:28 PM - Johann: I'm gonna continue drawing
8:28 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: At least he wouldn't puke on me
8:28 PM - Johann: or omnislash you
8:28 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ye
8:28 PM - Johann: I forgot to upload to chatlogs before but lets just say that brad got roasted and toasted, fuse.
8:29 PM - Andy: kk
8:29 PM - Johann: He got stabbed in the gut twice
8:29 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: wait, I thought you posted it
8:29 PM - Johann: I accidently copied something else
8:29 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: that's why I didn't even though I had it
8:29 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: welp
8:29 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: good job
8:29 PM - Johann: look m8
8:29 PM - Johann: it's fine
8:29 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Yeah, I got critted for 102 damage
8:29 PM - Johann: We have memory
8:29 PM - Johann: He used a death save
8:29 PM - Johann: only because a healer was there
8:30 PM - Colas Dorgella: brad can survive 102 damage, but Fuse can't survive fucking 12
8:31 PM - Johann: It's called having a party
8:31 PM - Johann: Fuse was a lone
8:31 PM - Johann: and outnumbered
8:31 PM - Johann: and I felt bad for brad
8:31 PM - Johann: I mean
8:31 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: welp
8:31 PM - Johann: every attack I said
8:31 PM - Johann: I rolled for
8:31 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: no sympathy for fuse
8:31 PM - Andy: ;~;
8:31 PM - Johann: look
8:31 PM - Johann: if he was alive
8:32 PM - Johann: he would've been eaten alive
8:32 PM - Johann: what's worse
8:32 PM - Johann: death or that?
8:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: at least it would've been more detailed
8:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: but I think death would've been better
8:36 PM - Johann: anyway
8:36 PM - Johann: What do you two do?
8:36 PM - Johann: I mean
8:36 PM - Johann: you vomited
8:36 PM - Johann: and got up
8:36 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ...
8:36 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: a good question.
8:37 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: um.
8:37 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: we should probably go look for scorp
8:37 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: probably
8:38 PM - Johann: ok
8:38 PM - Johann: Where do you start?
8:38 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: the lodge where we saw him last???
8:38 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: where you saw him last
8:39 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I've been in an alley the whole time
8:39 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh yeah tru
8:39 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: anyway LET US GO
8:39 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i know he was looking at the requests and shit
8:39 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I suppose I'm following that cat
8:39 PM - Johann: Okay
8:39 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Since I don't know anything
8:39 PM - Johann: anyway
8:39 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: TO THE REQUESTS BOARD
8:39 PM - Johann: Going to the board?
8:39 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: yep
8:39 PM - Johann: ok
8:40 PM - Johann: You both make it to the board
8:40 PM - Johann: you see the usual quests
8:40 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wait we don't see the assassinations i guess
8:40 PM - Johann: nope
8:40 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: this is problematic
8:40 PM - Johann: unless you guys want to do a investigation roll
8:40 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: do it
8:40 PM - Johann: You couldn't find anything
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: well rip
8:41 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: welp
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: can we attempt to track him through.....................
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ..........................................
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ..........................
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ask around if anyone saw him
8:41 PM - Johann: Okay
8:41 PM - Johann: how many people do you plan to ask?
8:41 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: like. 5
8:42 PM - Johann: One man saw him look at the board
8:42 PM - Johann: then head into the forest instantly
8:42 PM - Johann: well
8:42 PM - Johann: after arguing to a cat
8:42 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: TO THE FOREST
8:42 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I wonder who the cat was
8:43 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i wonder
8:43 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I hope people thinks he's crazy
8:43 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: well the cat WAS talking back
8:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: yeah
8:44 PM - Johann: ok
8:44 PM - Colas Dorgella: they heard her too
8:44 PM - Johann: so you gonna head into teh forest?
8:44 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: yep
8:45 PM - Johann: btw the man points you to exactly where he entered
8:45 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: nice

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Post by Scorp on Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:21 am

Elder and Bloons' Turn

9:01 PM - Johann: You two walk along the path
9:01 PM - Johann: first roll
9:01 PM - Johann: nothing happens
9:01 PM - Johann: second roll
9:01 PM - Johann: something happens
9:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: :0
9:02 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Oh
9:02 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: rip us
9:02 PM - Johann: Rats come from the forest
9:02 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh
9:02 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i eat them
9:02 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: all
9:02 PM - Johann: A lot of rats
9:02 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: so
9:02 PM - Johann: They are all attracted to Brad
9:03 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: black plague?
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i eat them all
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: all of them
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: no okay
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i swipe at the nearest rat and do the cat puff up get bigger thing
9:03 PM - Johann: They don't even know you exist
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wow
9:03 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Hmm
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: they only care about brad
9:04 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: what do I have in my inventory
9:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: well i leave brad to do his thing and continue searching for scorp
9:04 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: oh. fuck you, then
9:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: :3
9:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: true neutral man
9:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: (I know what happened)
9:05 PM - Johann: 2 shortswords, longbow, pack, staff, hunting trap, Stolen item, Traveler's clothes, belt pouch, and leather armor
9:05 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: A staff?
9:05 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Hmm
9:06 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ...Shit, no way to start a fire
9:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: gitgud
9:06 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I can't let them get to my wounds because, plague
9:06 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Can I outrun them?
9:06 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: probably not
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: welll, rip
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: anyway, dinner
9:07 PM - Johann: ok
9:07 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: welp
9:07 PM - Johann: what do you do?
9:07 PM - Johann: there's 7 of them
9:07 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I was going to put my clothes around the staff, and make a torch
9:08 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: to hopefull scare them off
9:08 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: How big is the trap, and how long to set up?
9:08 PM - Johann: It's more like a net
9:08 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: ah
9:08 PM - Johann: You would set it with a tree
9:09 PM - Johann: and if something would've stepped on you
9:09 PM - Johann: you would lift a rope
9:09 PM - Johann: rising the prey
9:09 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: probably too big to catch them, and they'd bite through it too
9:10 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I assume they're attracted because of elder puking on my clothes
9:10 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: so throw my shirt away
9:10 PM - Johann: okay
9:10 PM - Johann: You do that
9:10 PM - Johann: They still chase you
9:11 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: hmmm
9:11 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: how big are they?
9:11 PM - Johann: They are fairly small
9:12 PM - Johann: Like
9:12 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: Fighting would be hard then
9:12 PM - Johann: say around adult sized
9:12 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu disconnected.
9:12 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I could try to stomp them, but risky
9:12 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: I'd say just run, if at all possible
9:13 PM - Johann: So your choice?
9:13 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: run. As bad as it is, run
9:14 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu entered chat.
9:14 PM - Johann: You can successfully run away from the rats
9:14 PM - Johann: Even though it hurts
9:14 PM - Johann: You do not tear the stitches
9:15 PM - Anime Satan Kawaii Door-Desu: At least I got away

Scorp's Turn

9:20 PM - Johann: Fuse
9:20 PM - Johann: ready to make character no. 2?
9:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: he's away
9:21 PM - Johann: wait really
9:21 PM - Johann: dang
9:21 PM - Johann: Well i guess you can continue
9:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
9:21 PM - Johann: btw you found the camp he is in
9:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: oh okay
9:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: that was the end of the bear thing?
9:22 PM - Johann: ye
9:22 PM - Johann: Jerry the Brain damaged bear
9:22 PM - Johann: Anyway.
9:22 PM - Johann: You are unseen currently
9:22 PM - Johann: and you see one man in a camp
9:22 PM - Johann: He is eating
9:23 PM - Colas Dorgella: can I hear other people?
9:24 PM - Johann: You cannot
9:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu disconnected.
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will try to sneak behind him
9:27 PM - Colas Dorgella: and, if possible, stab him in the neck
9:27 PM - Johann: okay
9:27 PM - Colas Dorgella: with daggers
9:28 PM - Johann: gonna use both of them?
9:28 PM - Colas Dorgella: .....both
9:28 PM - Johann: You deal 13 damage
9:28 PM - Johann: Killing the man instantly
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: welp
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: I expected more of a challenge, but okay
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: did the request say that I needed proof of the kill?
9:29 PM - Johann: It was a bloody sneak atack
9:29 PM - Johann: and yes it did
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
9:30 PM - Colas Dorgella: loot him, then cut off his head
9:30 PM - Johann: ok
9:31 PM - Johann: you found 13 GP
9:31 PM - Colas Dorgella: sick
9:31 PM - Johann: 1 potion of healing
9:31 PM - Johann: 1 lute
9:31 PM - Johann: 1 deck of playing cards
9:31 PM - Colas Dorgella: (LUTE)
9:31 PM - Johann: and a potion of silver tongue
9:31 PM - Colas Dorgella: I am content with this
9:31 PM - Colas Dorgella: did I get any xp?
9:33 PM - Johann: yeah
9:33 PM - Johann: you gained 45 xp
9:33 PM - Johann: thx for reminding me
9:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
9:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: no prob
9:33 PM - Johann: you now have 65 xp
9:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: cool beans
9:33 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
9:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: am I tired at all?
9:34 PM - Colas Dorgella: if so, I will rest at Camp Dead Guy
9:34 PM - Johann: Not not that tired

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Re: D&D Chatlogs

Post by Scorp on Mon Mar 21, 2016 1:44 am

Um, I forgot to get the last part of the chatlog for context but whatever
I'll just summarize it

Thin Mints (Minty) (Elder) found Colas (me) busting some sick hot jams on the loot that he just found on the dead guy.
She approved of said jams, then told Colas that Aetilo (Bloons) was in trouble with rats, then they went and helped him.
After that, they all went back to the town they came from, and Colas headed to the undercity (with Minty in tow) to turn in the bounty.
He turned it in, then they both went back to the lodge.
They all took naps.
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Post by Scorp on Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:44 pm

7:39 PM - Johann: KA-KAWWWW!
7:39 PM - Johann: The sound of Roosters wake you two up during the night
7:39 PM - Johann: The cat is still asleep though.
7:39 PM - Johann: You are in your own room of the lodge
7:39 PM - Johann: You all slept well.
7:40 PM - Johann: What is your morning ritual?
7:41 PM - Colas Dorgella: do I have a handy dandy toothbrush on me
7:42 PM - Johann: sadly no
7:42 PM - Colas Dorgella: crap
7:59 PM - Colas Dorgella: alright
7:59 PM - Colas Dorgella: I wake the cat up
7:59 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: what u want
8:00 PM - Colas Dorgella: "You were asleep. It's morning. Wake up."
8:00 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Fine. What are we going to do today? Aren't we only supposed to stay here one night?"
8:01 PM - Colas Dorgella: "I guess we'll just have to leave. Find another town maybe?"
8:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "I suppose. We can't just wander aimlessly, though. Are you going to turn the dark elf in?"
8:02 PM - Johann: btw brad's still asleep I guess
8:02 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: that makes the most sense
8:02 PM - Colas Dorgella: can he just be kinda with us until he gets back
8:02 PM - Colas Dorgella: like
8:02 PM - Colas Dorgella: have him asleep until he absolutely has to take action
8:03 PM - Johann: uh
8:03 PM - Johann: sur
8:04 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
8:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: where is cela anyway her character just kinda...
8:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: poof
8:04 PM - Colas Dorgella: she slept on the sidewalk maybe?
8:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: she was in the burning room, so I assume she's still in town
8:05 PM - Johann: She got out of the burning room
8:05 PM - Johann: And just
8:05 PM - Johann: *mehnnmuinmuh*
8:05 PM - Johann: *POOF*
8:05 PM - Johann: Cela is now in the place of lodge
8:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: sur
8:05 PM - Johann: btw
8:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i can accept that
8:05 PM - Johann: https://join.me/915-226-752
8:06 PM - Colas Dorgella: "What the hell, where did you come from?"
8:06 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Wait what
8:07 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: // Oh was that at me?
8:07 PM - Colas Dorgella: yeah
8:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: lmao
8:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: quality animation
8:07 PM - Johann: :3
8:07 PM - Johann: It's for anatomy
8:07 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: ".. Me? uh.. I'm.. not sure."
8:07 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: //Sorry
8:07 PM - Colas Dorgella: it's cool
8:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Who are you, anyway?"
8:08 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: "Er.. Name's Edith. and you are?"
8:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Thin Mints the paladin cat at your service. Well, not really. ...unless you're willing to give me food."
8:09 PM - Colas Dorgella: "I'm Colas."
8:11 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: "Pleasure meeting you both. Now, where exactly are we?"
8:12 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "...Eh, in the lodge, deciding what to do with ourselves."
8:12 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Do you have any ideas to contribute?"
8:13 PM - Colas Dorgella: "We have to find a new place to stay. And the inn burned down, so unless we sleep in the streets tonight, we need to find another town."
8:15 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: "Hmm, that's quite a predicament. I'm not sure what else we could do beside go and look for another town, instead of just staying here that is"
8:16 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Also, what's the deal with this guy?"
8:16 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: LOOKS POINTEDLY AT BLOONS
8:16 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "Like, first off one guy's trying to murder him and Colas wants to turn him in for a bounty?"
8:17 PM - Colas Dorgella: "...And I am. After I suplex him."
8:17 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "...why do you want to suplex him."
8:18 PM - Colas Dorgella: "He keeps dodging me. I want to be able to take him down before taking him in."
8:18 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Just kinda glances at Brad " Seems he has quite a reputation. I helped heal his wounds I believe"
8:19 PM - Johann: yeup
8:19 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wel
8:19 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: "I guess we could look at the requests board again and take something legitimate this time."
8:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: instead of you know
8:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: assassinating someone
8:20 PM - Colas Dorgella: B)
8:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: >.>
8:20 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: "That does seem like a more favorable option, yes"
8:21 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'll take assassination for 500, Alex
8:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: n o
8:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: stop him
8:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: probably look at like protect/bodyguard or soMETHING IDK
8:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: DEAN
8:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: WHATS ON THE REQUEST BOARD MY MAN
8:21 PM - Johann: AIGHT
8:21 PM - Johann: *AHERM*
8:21 PM - Johann: THERE'S PROTECTION JOBS
8:21 PM - Johann: TO PROTECT SOME SNOBBY KING
8:22 PM - Johann: THERE'S HUNTING JOBS
8:22 PM - Johann: TO KILL A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF X
8:22 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: hMMM
8:22 PM - Johann: (X = ANIMALS)
8:22 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: MORE DETAILS ON THE PROTECTION JOB
8:22 PM - Johann: THERE'S A BANDIT CLEARING ONE
8:22 PM - Johann: AIGHT
8:22 PM - Johann: THIS KING JUST FIRED HIS OLD BODYGUARD
8:22 PM - Johann: SOMETHING ABOUT SLEEPING WITH THE PRINCESS
8:22 PM - Johann: ANYWAY
8:22 PM - Colas Dorgella: I take the bandit clearing one
8:22 PM - Johann: HE NEEDS ANOTHER BODYGUARD
8:22 PM - Johann: The bandit camp is simple
8:22 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh my god i read bodyguard as boyfriend
8:23 PM - Johann: find camp
8:23 PM - Johann: destroy camp
8:23 PM - Johann: THE KING NEEDS A NEW BOYFRIEND
8:23 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Amazing
8:23 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: we must go on a quest, to find the king a boyfriend
8:23 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: anyway
8:23 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i guess we will bandit camp then??? ? ? ? ?
8:23 PM - Johann: reward
8:23 PM - Johann: 35 GP
8:24 PM - Johann: Location is at the base of the mountains
8:24 PM - Johann: That's the Bandit's last known location
8:24 PM - Colas Dorgella: is that close at all?
8:24 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: where are the mountains? we just don't know
8:24 PM - Johann: Not far at all
8:24 PM - Johann: 6 rolls only
8:25 PM - Colas Dorgella: okay
8:25 PM - Johann: brb
8:25 PM - Johann: nature calls
8:28 PM - Johann: back
8:28 PM - Colas Dorgella: sweet
8:28 PM - Colas Dorgella: we go
8:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: so
8:28 PM - Colas Dorgella: I think?
8:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: let's... roLL OUT
8:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: B3
8:28 PM - Johann: You all get hit by lightning
8:28 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: W E L P
8:28 PM - Johann: no puns here
8:28 PM - Johann: Anyway
8:28 PM - Colas Dorgella: are we SHAZAM
8:28 PM - Johann: You guys are not smited
8:29 PM - Johann: samthan happens
8:29 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: :00
8:30 PM - Johann: hmmm
8:31 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ???
8:32 PM - Johann: OKAY
8:32 PM - Johann: you all step in the forest
8:32 PM - Johann: You walk for an hour
8:32 PM - Johann: After a while
8:32 PM - Johann: You all have this feeling of being watched
8:32 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: >.>
8:33 PM - Johann: You just gonna continue?
8:33 PM - Johann: use your words people
8:33 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: hhhh
8:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: idk my dude
8:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: it is time to hiss and do the cat big thing
8:34 PM - Johann: okay
8:34 PM - Johann: I'll just wake you guys up
8:34 PM - Johann: While walking along
8:34 PM - Johann: AN ORC SURPRISE ATTACKS YOU ALL
8:34 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: weLP
8:34 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: O H
8:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: jESUS
8:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: wait orc is my LANGUAGE
8:35 PM - Johann: yes
8:35 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will tell them to stop
8:35 PM - Johann: Also he threw a javelin at Elder
8:35 PM - Johann: It missed
8:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: rUDE
8:35 PM - Johann: Charisma check
8:35 PM - Johann: Passed
8:35 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oKAY
8:36 PM - Johann: The orc yells in his own tongue "WHY YOU SPEAK ORC? DIE!"
8:36 PM - Johann: You got him to talk
8:36 PM - Johann: for like a sentence
8:36 PM - Colas Dorgella: well
8:36 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ...oh
8:36 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: that was
8:36 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ok
8:37 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will prepare my bow for attack
8:37 PM - Colas Dorgella: and shoot at him
8:37 PM - Johann: Elder attacks first
8:37 PM - Johann: What do you do?
8:37 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: uH
8:38 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: SWEATS
8:38 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: CLAW AT THE FUCKERS FACE
8:38 PM - Johann: Hit
8:38 PM - Colas Dorgella: (dont you have spells)
8:38 PM - Johann: 4 damage
8:38 PM - Johann: (yes)
8:38 PM - Johann: Now
8:38 PM - Johann: Scorp
8:38 PM - Johann: pick a number
8:38 PM - Johann: 1-4
8:38 PM - Colas Dorgella: 3
8:38 PM - Johann: You attack second
8:38 PM - Johann: Then it's Cela
8:38 PM - Johann: and back to Orc
8:39 PM - Colas Dorgella: cool
8:39 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: I'll shoot my bow
8:40 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Or
8:40 PM - Colas Dorgella: do I have a different accuracy for my bow compared to my daggers?
8:40 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: wait, not my turn lol
8:40 PM - Johann: (i'll do that next, cela)
8:40 PM - Johann: Uh yeah
8:40 PM - Johann: Depends on range though.
8:40 PM - Johann: Close range - low chance to hit
8:40 PM - Johann: REALLY FAR RANGE - low chance to hit
8:41 PM - Johann: mid to far range is fine
8:41 PM - Johann: The orc is around
8:41 PM - Johann: 7 feet away
8:41 PM - Colas Dorgella: eh
8:41 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'll attack with my daggers
8:41 PM - Johann: miss
8:42 PM - Johann: Now for Cela's attack
8:42 PM - Johann: ok
8:42 PM - Johann: With the longbow
8:42 PM - Johann: you hit
8:43 PM - Johann: You deal 4 damage
8:43 PM - Johann: The orc's turn
8:43 PM - Johann: now quick
8:43 PM - Johann: elder and cela
8:43 PM - Johann: pick a number
8:43 PM - Johann: 1, 2, or 4
8:43 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: 4
8:43 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: uh
8:43 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: 1
8:44 PM - Johann: ok
8:44 PM - Johann: ohhhhhhhh
8:44 PM - Johann: unlucky
8:44 PM - Johann: Anyway
8:44 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Oh boy
8:45 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: >.>
8:45 PM - Johann: So the orc attacks scorp
8:45 PM - Johann: With a Greataxe
8:45 PM - Johann: It hit
8:45 PM - Johann: Cross your fingers dude
8:45 PM - Colas Dorgella: ech
8:45 PM - Johann: this thing can deal 15 damage in one hit without a crit
8:45 PM - Colas Dorgella: holy shit
8:45 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Rip
8:45 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ....
8:45 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: w e l l
8:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: R I P
8:46 PM - Johann: it dealt 8 damage to you
8:46 PM - Johann: You now have 2 HP
8:46 PM - Colas Dorgella: MEDIC
8:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: okAY
8:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wait is it my turn now i
8:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: forgot
8:46 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: if yes then i heal scorp tf up
8:46 PM - Johann: It is now elder's attack
8:46 PM - Johann: aight
8:47 PM - Johann: You heal scorp...
8:47 PM - Johann: Like
8:47 PM - Johann: poorly
8:47 PM - Johann: ...
8:47 PM - Johann: really poorlyh
8:47 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Rip
8:47 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: welp
8:47 PM - Johann: he gained 2 hp
8:47 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: .-.
8:47 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: rip scorp
8:47 PM - Johann: Scorp's turn
8:47 PM - Colas Dorgella: how much does that potion of healing give me
8:47 PM - Johann: try it to find out
8:48 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will down the healing potion
8:48 PM - Johann: you heal 5 points
8:48 PM - Johann: You are now at 9 HP
8:48 PM - Colas Dorgella: can I attack still?
8:48 PM - Johann: no
8:48 PM - Colas Dorgella: crap
8:48 PM - Johann: Cela's turn
8:49 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: I'll attack with my bow again
8:49 PM - Johann: *airhorn*
8:49 PM - Johann: Critical hit!
8:49 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: OOOOOOOH
8:49 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: NOICE
8:50 PM - Colas Dorgella: sweeeeet
8:50 PM - Johann: You deal 18 damage
8:50 PM - Johann: Killing the orc instantly
8:50 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: N I C E
8:50 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: AAAYE
8:50 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: cela mvp
8:50 PM - Johann: You gain 100xp
8:50 PM - Johann: cela
8:50 PM - Johann: the rest of you gain 50xp
8:50 PM - Colas Dorgella: fine with me
8:50 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Aye
8:50 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: cool cool
8:51 PM - Colas Dorgella: I will try to loot it
8:51 PM - Johann: aight
8:51 PM - Johann: whatduyoufind
8:51 PM - Johann: You found the Greataxe but it's too heavy to carry
8:51 PM - Johann: For any of you
8:51 PM - Johann: Thanks to your Dex based class
8:51 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wow
8:52 PM - Johann: Also the fact elder is a cat
8:52 PM - Anime Memer Kawaii-Desu: Lmao
8:52 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: look m8
8:52 PM - Johann: He had 3 GP on him
8:52 PM - Johann: and an enchanted item
8:52 PM - Colas Dorgella: what is the item?
8:52 PM - Johann: It's a shortsword with a Lesser Smite enchantment
8:53 PM - Johann: meaning you can deal slightly more damage to undead or cursed creatures
8:53 PM - Johann: It also deals holy damage
8:53 PM - Johann: Anyway
8:53 PM - Johann: You gonna discuss with your party about who gets the loot?
8:53 PM - Colas Dorgella: Elder can have the sword
8:53 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i cant weapons
8:53 PM - Colas Dorgella: :3
8:53 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: u poking fun at me m8
8:53 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'm good on gold
8:54 PM - Colas Dorgella: so I'll take the shortsword???
8:55 PM - Johann: ok
8:55 PM - Johann: who gets the gold?
8:55 PM - Colas Dorgella: Cela should get it
8:55 PM - Colas Dorgella: since me and Elder have a good bit
8:55 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ye
8:56 PM - Colas Dorgella: can we do something with the axe? anything at all?
8:56 PM - Johann: drag it around
8:56 PM - Johann: turning the 6 rolls to 12
8:56 PM - Johann: >.>
8:56 PM - Colas Dorgella: nonono
8:56 PM - Colas Dorgella: Leave it then
8:57 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: yeaah
8:58 PM - Johann: roll 2
8:58 PM - Johann: nothing happens
8:58 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: good
8:58 PM - Johann: Roll 3
8:58 PM - Johann: Nothing happens
8:58 PM - Johann: Roll 4
8:59 PM - Johann: Something happens
8:59 PM - Johann: A sweet smell fills the air
8:59 PM - Johann: It is coming from a nearby bush
8:59 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: >.>
8:59 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: iNVESTIGATE
9:00 PM - Johann: You look into the bush
9:01 PM - Johann: You just see a yellow liquid
9:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ....
9:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ..................
9:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: .......................................................
9:01 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i leave the bush. i do not trust the yellow liquid
9:02 PM - Johann: Is it too late?
9:02 PM - Johann: Yeeeeeup
9:02 PM - Johann: The liquid moves from the bush
9:02 PM - Johann: toward the group
9:02 PM - Johann: It's really close to elder
9:02 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh no.
9:02 PM - Johann: You have initiative, elder
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh n o
9:03 PM - Johann: What do you do?
9:03 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: IDK MY MATE DETECT POISON IS IT POISONOUS
9:04 PM - Johann: Ooooo
9:04 PM - Johann: smart thinking
9:04 PM - Johann: You use it
9:04 PM - Johann: Your spell tells you what it is
9:04 PM - Johann: It's acidic
9:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh NO
9:04 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: I DO NOT WANT THAT
9:05 PM - Johann: SLIME'S TURN
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: uH
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: OH NO OOO
9:05 PM - Johann: you didn't like
9:05 PM - Johann: move away
9:05 PM - Johann: at all
9:05 PM - Johann: miss
9:05 PM - Johann: what did I expect?
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: B3
9:05 PM - Johann: Scorp's turn
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: dex too high
9:05 PM - Colas Dorgella: shoot it with arrows
9:05 PM - Johann: how many arrows?
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: its a slime idk if that will work
9:05 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: but worth a try
9:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i dont want to touch it
9:06 PM - Colas Dorgella: you have spells
9:06 PM - Johann: CRITICAL HIT
9:06 PM - Johann: 0 damage
9:06 PM - Johann: :3
9:06 PM - Colas Dorgella: wow.
9:06 PM - Johann: It splits in two because of the arrow
9:06 PM - Johann: both pieces move toward the group
9:06 PM - Colas Dorgella: um
9:06 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: look m8
9:06 PM - Johann: Here's a hint: It's chilly outside
9:07 PM - Johann: (it's not actually cold ingame)
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i dont... really have spells that are attack....
9:07 PM - Colas Dorgella: elder, use Blizzard
9:07 PM - Johann: If you are looking at the join.me
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: elder used blizzard
9:07 PM - Johann: you probably will understand the hint
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ....
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: raY OF FROST
9:07 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: sorry i am constantly multitasking
9:08 PM - Johann: wow
9:08 PM - Johann: CRITICAL HIT
9:08 PM - Johann: on one of them
9:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: NICE NICE
9:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh
9:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: welp
9:08 PM - Johann: 10 damage
9:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: don't shoot the other one
9:08 PM - Johann: It freezes completely
9:08 PM - Johann: unable to move
9:08 PM - Johann: Also technically dead
9:08 PM - Johann: but the liquid is still there
9:08 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: nice nice
9:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: so
9:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ...
9:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: can i just spam it
9:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i mean
9:09 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: turns over i presume but
9:19 PM - Johann: oh it's mini slime #2
9:19 PM - Johann: okay
9:20 PM - Johann: ohhhhhhhhh
9:20 PM - Johann: okay
9:20 PM - Johann: Scorp
9:20 PM - Johann: You get hit
9:20 PM - Johann: 6 damage
9:20 PM - Johann: It was a crit
9:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: wow
9:20 PM - Johann: You better thank THE LORD, it didn't poison you
9:20 PM - Colas Dorgella: aaaaaaaaaaa
9:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ...so if i physically touch the slime i feel like
9:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: a) it might backfire
9:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: b) nothing will happen
9:20 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: c) can i spam ray of frost
9:21 PM - Johann: yeah basically
9:21 PM - Johann: once a turn tho
9:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ok
9:21 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i hit the slime #2 with ray of frost
9:21 PM - Johann: hit
9:22 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: nice nice
9:22 PM - Johann: 3 damage
9:22 PM - Johann: not frozen
9:22 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: lame
9:23 PM - Johann: Scorp's attack
9:24 PM - Colas Dorgella: run backwards away from the slime
9:24 PM - Johann: you do that
9:24 PM - Johann: you still can do a thing
9:24 PM - Colas Dorgella: well, I can't attack it
9:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i feel like this is going to be a recurring solution
9:25 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: RAY OF FROST RAY OF FROST RAY OF FROST
9:25 PM - Colas Dorgella: can I rest or something?
9:25 PM - Johann: elder hits the ray of frost
9:25 PM - Johann: 5 damage
9:25 PM - Johann: it's frozen
9:25 PM - Johann: ded
9:25 PM - Johann: 40xp from each
9:25 PM - Johann: so elder gets 80
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: cool
9:26 PM - Johann: and scorp, ye get 20
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: (literally)
9:26 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: stop
9:26 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: let us continue to mountains
9:26 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: and bandits
9:26 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: which was our original goal
9:26 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: incredible i almost forgot
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: hold on
9:26 PM - Colas Dorgella: what is my health at
9:27 PM - Johann: 3
9:27 PM - Colas Dorgella: I may need to heal
9:27 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ..........i cant spam heal you
9:27 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: i think
9:27 PM - Johann: nope
9:27 PM - Johann: You can use one more heal however
9:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: oh
9:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: ok i heal scorp again
9:28 PM - Anime Waifu Kawaii-Desu: hopefully it wont be shit this time >.>
9:28 PM - Johann: you heal 3 hp
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: I'll just
9:29 PM - Colas Dorgella: rest for the rest of it

End of Session 3

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dwarves are racist

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Post by Scorp on Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:28 am

THE LAST GAME IS NULL AND VOID

Here is a summary of the new one


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Post by guy on Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:28 am

Yo Elder and Scorp, I updated yer Tokens.

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Ooooh, that looks nice.

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